Capes And Cowls

So in theory, if one was looking to try and procure some basic gardening supplies, for cash, around 2am, where would one go looking for these things? Things like gasoline a macheteclipping shears and really heavy duty gloves. Really heavy duty.

Theoretically, of course.

Please, for the love of God, do not say Wal-mart.

It amazes me how gossipy SHIELD Agents are. Director Hunter is my mother. I was injured in a mission. She called me to her office to see how I was doing. Not because I messed up.

There. Mystery solved. Everyone can stop speculating. By the way, if I did mess up, my mom would be the first person to bring it up.

It's always fun getting a job that lets us go after Nazi's again. There is something so satisfying about beating them bloody.

Okay. In the name of science...what's your ideal Pokemon team?

Me, I'm all about using duel types to make a team to match most advantages.

So I'm going to go with Swampert, because being a water/ground type gives it an advantage against electrical types, Gardevoir because being a psychic fairy/type makes it doubly strong against fighting types, strong against dragon types, and the weakness normally caused by dark types is lessened, Lucario because fighting/steel is a pretty awesome combination, which means you've got a more variety of moves for rock types, Charizard because in addition to being a fire type, it's also a flying type, Vileplume because being a grass/poison type gives it an advantage against its own type, and for my last slot, Wobbuffet, just because I think it's cool.

I also realize that not everyone's put as much thought into this as me, and I'm just a complete dork. But remember, this is for science, so even if it's just something you think just sounds cool, think of the science.

Oh, and no Legendaries. That's cheating.

I literally ran into a guy trying to knock over a liquor store dressed like Quail Man. Belt on the head, underwear outside of his pants, and everything. I laughed so hard I gave him some of the money along with the money he got from the register.

Then, of course, ran into him again and knocked him the fuck out. I am currently in possession of a Quail Man outfit and some guy is naked in an alley. Got my money back though! Maybe some of the liquor store money too. Maybe.

So is it just me, or are a lot of super-villains really, really, stupid, despite some of them being absolutely brilliant?  I mean, earlier today, I was fighting a guy who had a gun that pretty much would require rewriting the textbooks on how the laws of thermodynamics work, and he was using it to rob a bank.

So this rogue magic practitioner/half-demon I just dispatched was more terrified that I'm a Logan kid than they were that I'm Sorceress Supreme. Huh. #teamlogan

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Isn't it freaking awesome no where has been crashed by some super-villains lately? I mean, unless you count a recent string of purse-snatchin'. I'm not 100% concerned about that. It's like a nice vacation without the...threat of multiple lives or mine. :D

Franklin Richards has relocated from the last time I saw him. I need to know where he's located. I've already sent a few people to find him, but with no such luck.

Thinking about starting a new book. Anyone have recommendations?

I told myself I needed to start working out more. I'm not in terrible shape, but I wanted to start getting active.

I'm never trusting my own advice again. My legs are going to fall off. Owwwwwww.

Thinking about an impromptu vacation to Margaritaville.

I really need to go home and get some more Brachiosaurus. I just noticed I'm out.

Maria, have you ever done this as a prank? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ljF6XgTww

Ugh.  Would someone please remind my dad that he never went to college, and he turned out fine?

I really need to come up with new ways to pass the time on stake outs.

Success!

My Dad called today to wish me a happy birthday.

My birthday was back in October.

Ladies and gentleman, the a-plus parenting styles of Timothy Jackson Drake.

So. The Cape got renewed for seasons two through three today and I'm going from supporting cast to starring. Not sure how I feel about this?

So I've been told that I require more social interaction. Given my tendency to..overreact, this seemed the safer method in partaking in it. So..greetings. My name is Mari'syee, though "Mari" is acceptable.