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May. 31st, 2016


[info]themightyoracle

My kittens are currently using my boyfriend as a human cuddling post. He has two on his head, one of his both of his shoulders, and two in his lap.

It's adorable, except for when I go to move in so we can cuddle, they start crying if he shifts at all, and look at me like I'm this big meanie for making him move.

Mar. 28th, 2016


[info]azureescarabajo

BeetleNet Post By Blue Beetle

Okay. Maybe I shouldn't answer the phone at Younger Avengers HQ by saying "You've reached Paco's Angels. How can we save you today?".

Especially when the guy on the other end is your teammate's big, scary, can totally feed you to sharks because he talks to them with his mind father.

Oh yeah, by the way, Atlanna, your dad called.

Mar. 22nd, 2016


[info]themightyoracle

BeetleNet Post By Oracle

So out on my run today, I found a box of kittens behind a dumpster.

You heard me right. An entire box of kittens.

Well, six to be exact.

Their names are Archimedes, Plato, Xena, Andromeda, Pandora, and Hermes.

That's right. I'm keeping all of them.

Don't pretend like this isn't shocking.

Mar. 21st, 2016


[info]a_storm_warning

beetlenet post by aether

....So.  Purely hypothetically, what gets Negative Zone bug slime out of upholstery?

[info]big_fun

beetlenet post by Heavyweight

Bored, bored, bored.

I ain't hit anybody in weeks.

[info]thorsonofthor

beetlenet post by thorson

I love watching old movies about the Norse Gods.

[info]told_you_so

beetlenet post by war machine

Agent Wisdom, why are there empty bottles in your office?

[info]agent_v

beetlenet post by agent venom

So, that happened.

Mar. 20th, 2016


[info]am_i_blue

beetlenet post by Blue Marvel

I've been told I spend entirely too much time in the lab.

I find this difficult to believe.

Mar. 17th, 2016


[info]detectiveoccult

beetlenet post by occult

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Anyone feeling up for an interdimensional pub crawl?

Mar. 11th, 2016


[info]strengthofchaos

beetlenet post by adam hall

So I'm thinking we throw a big party at the Titans Tower. Could use some fun after this week.

Mar. 7th, 2016


[info]spectrums

beetlenet post by spectrum

Family dinners continue being awkward.

Apparently joining an unsanctioned superhero team when you're a government agent is "frowned upon".

I still maintain this isn't anywhere near as bad as that time Iz married Satan. I think mom's planning on deciding with a coin toss.

Mar. 6th, 2016


[info]etaiyazi

BeetleNet Post By Red Arrow

Lian Harper-Wayne.

I've gotta say, it has a really nice ring to it.

Mar. 1st, 2016


[info]scarredwings

beetlenet by darkwing

I'm having a party.

Everyone is invited. You just have to stop at the front desk at the Mandarin Oriental. They'll point you in the right direction.

Feb. 26th, 2016


[info]comeandgo

beetlenet by morph

I think I actually have a free weekend.

Feb. 17th, 2016


[info]its_mikey

beetleNet post by Goldstar

So.   Star Wars.  Best movies ever... or best movies ever?

Feb. 13th, 2016


[info]doesnotmiss

beetlenet post by greyson hunter

Some people really do not appreciate it when I wipe the floor with them at pool. Like being a sore loser is going to change the fact that I beat them.

Feb. 11th, 2016


[info]ofatlantis

BeetleNet Post By Aquaman

Even if I wasn't a member of the Justice League, it's worth coming to the surface for the pizza alone.

[info]diamondace

BeetleNet Post By Deadpool

I'm just gonna leave this here, in case anyone's having a bad day and needs a laugh...

Feb. 10th, 2016


[info]shieldguard

BeetleNet Post by Shieldguard

Yanno, I don't ask for a lot from my fellow team slash house mates. Get your laundry out of the washer in a timely manner, replace the toilet paper, and DON'T EAT MY CHEETOS.

Now I am Cheeto-less and no one is fessing up and I don't want to go out and get any.

Someone should bring me some Cheetos.

I feel obliged to amend that statement. Someone who is not a villain should bring me some Cheetos.

I mean, unless you want to get punched for Cheetos. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

I bet Lexi has Cheetos for me. Lexi, hook your big brother up.

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