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GaiusGaiusGaius!

Gaius is here!!!

What is going on? Anyone I know here?

My wife told me this will put me into contact with others who have found themselves in a similar state. Another online network.

You know what, I don't even care what's going on anymore. Future, past, fictional, real, whatever. I'm sick of it. Dad's here, but he's only a few years older than me, and I can't find Mom or Leandra or any of my other brothers and sisters, and that just bites.

So screw you, universe. I'm supposed to write college applications with all this going on? Yeah, right. And what do I put in the section where they ask about your parents? "They're fictional, one of them's missing, apparently they weren't supposed to get together at all, so I shouldn't exist, look just give me funding okay?"

Tell me someone other than Dad is here, please.

I still have no idea what's going on.

It's so weird that my big brother is a toddler. I'm the tallest, neener-neener :-P

Zelda? You're around, right?

I need help! One of my daughters is missing and she's only a few weeks old. I can't find my husband, either.

Hawke? Please be here somewhere.