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How very dare my reputation precede me. Just because I'm a swarthy fellow, and flirtatious? That does not mean I'm flirting with a direction in mind!

I really need my brother to show up now.

In my car.

but mostly sammy.

Well, this is peculiar.

Has anyone seen any shadowy flits in their periphery while here? Erm, anomalous movement to which you cannot blame on a pet or shadows cast by passing traffic or what have you?

If I'm fictional, then that means it's someone's fault that I keep appearing places while not wearing any pants. How do I find them and make them extremely sorry?

I mean it. It's not funny.

At least this time I had a shirt. But Andraste's pyre, this is just getting embarrassing.

Right, I'm here now. I really don't see why they had to sit me down and try to explain to me that I'm fictional; I've known that for decades.

Hello, I'm setting up a cafe with a reading nook, it should be ready to be patronized in a couple days.

You know what? Fuck this Anonymous gig. This dumbass has a poster of a headless suit on his wall. Why the fuck is this a thing?

Nope, your poster is going in the recycling, my friend. Your software is shit anyway. You really think you're going to continue your revolution with this outdated code? Holy shit, man, I'm surprised you managed to do anything before I came along and booted you out of your own existence.

First thing's first: update every fucking thing in this apartment. Get some darker curtains. Fix the stupid security system so it functions as more than a tripwire noisemaker.

Then I'm moving to Vegas and working the tech side of a dudebro ghost show. Maybe I'll be able to eventually get ANOTHER car.

Jesus fucking hell I need to make some kind of vehicle respawn.

Stay tuned for more whining about cars.