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Tweak says, "he would kick an ass or two"

Benjamin Bale (benjamin_bale) wrote in btvsal,
@ 2010-03-07 17:06:00

Current location:	Avarice
Current music:	AC/DC - "For Those About To Rock"
Entry tags:	ben bale, buffy summers, janie taylor, lexi wilson, lilly maymin, place: la, sin stone, ~bronte bale-kellerman, ~grant kellerman, ~xander harris

Bring Your Parents To Fun Night
Who: Ben, OT anyone
Where: Avarice
When: Monday, March 8th
What: Much like the hair-metal thread... it's just some goofy fun. To once again quote Chapelle's Show: It's a celebration, bitches... enjoy yourselves.

Benjamin Bale occasionally had some... rather odd ideas for themed nights at Avarice. One of his finer moments had been 80s Hair Metal Night. Well... this one? Had the potential to be as memorable, but possibly for horrific reasons altogether.

Yes, tonight was Bring Your Parents Night at Avarice. Any teen that brought at least one parent to to the club would be entitled to free drinks for the evening. Why this odd choice of themes?

Well. First and foremost, Ben loved people's money. And if he could find a way to bring MORE people into Avarice by showing parents that they COULD hang there without seeming skeevy, and show kids that their parents could hang there and not have to slice their coolness factor in half... bingo. More customers.

Then of course... there was the primary reason for this. The humor. Ben knew that everyone around here had been through a LOT lately, and sometimes, nothing helped more than some laughter, and good memories. And really: other than seeing people reliving the glory days of Poison and Winger (actually, did Winger HAVE glory days?), what could be funnier than watching the kids that normally swagger through the club with Ben-level cockiness looking freaked out and having a wiggins because their parents were there either being the world's funniest cockblocks, or god forbid, getting their OWN groove things going?

Oh, hell yes. This had so much hilarious potential that Ben couldn't resist. Even if it DID put him in the same vicinity as the parents of roughly half of the girls he'd tried to bed in the last year.

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	a_mind_flip 2010-03-09 06:05 am UTC (link)
	"May." Janie went quiet for a moment, sipping her root beer. "But nothing like the last dance. Or like in the movie 'Carrie'" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havingthefun 2010-03-09 06:09 am UTC (link)
	"No buckets of blood," Xander agreed, "although I'd definitely vote for you as Homecoming Queen." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_mind_flip 2010-03-09 06:10 am UTC (link)
	"Homecoming and Prom Queen aren't the same things." she knew that much at least "I wouldn't win any of it. That's for people like Camille." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havingthefun 2010-03-09 06:14 am UTC (link)
	"Prom Queen is usually a former Homecoming Queen," Xander said. "And I don't know Camille, but if I were to guess, I'd say she was mean-spirited, from a rich family, and mostly loathed by her fellow classmates which somehow translates into something called 'popularity.'" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_mind_flip 2010-03-09 06:15 am UTC (link)
	"I have no idea what her family is like. She's a vile blond who dresses like a floozy, and was terrible to Cassie and Jason." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havingthefun 2010-03-09 06:18 am UTC (link)
	"Exactly. What did she do to them?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_mind_flip 2010-03-09 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Janie relayed the events to Xander, her distaste for the classmate evident. "I don't speak English, and have no interest in the high school boys, therefore am under her radar." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	havingthefun 2010-03-09 06:33 am UTC (link)
	"Well, look at it this way. Her life right now is as good as it'll ever get. Yours is just getting better." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_mind_flip 2010-03-09 06:36 am UTC (link)
	"You're right. I'm going to school in September and we're getting a place together. I love my life." She leaned over and kissed Xander. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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