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DEAR ERIC KRIPKE,

PLEASE STOP GIVING MY BOYFRIEND VD.

LOVE,

JESSICA

P.S. STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT WHOLE BURNING ON THE CEILING THING.

Shortly after Monty discovered that he's been infected with the truthiness, he and Caspian had the following exchange:

( In which Monty panics and Caspian tries to help ... )

Why does she not understand that I need to lie.

I would also like a new leather jacket.

I thought for sure when the truthful experiment showed up, my mun would be sharp enough to opt OUT of something that potentially painful and stupid. But no. You know what she does? She signs me up. Knowing everything that I do and don't know. What the hell was she thinking.

Why is my mun so retarded? We all know she isn't going to thread with herself but oh, ho! Let's make Caspian ask about Dorian Gray. I hate her. Can I get a new one?