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SEARCHLIGHT - Last night, Lucky's Saloon proved not so fortunate, after a gang of drunken Japanese cartoon convention attendees entered into a drunken brawl on their way to Las Vegas. By all accounts, unsuspecting customers found themselves amidst a frightening array of life-like monster costumes, with a number of physical altercations being reported. Concerns of animal abuse were noted after one young woman apparently opened up with a concealed firearm on an escaped bear, but as with much of the resulting hyperbole, this proved to be unfounded after local law enforcement turned up to find not a single dead body.
"This would never have happened, back in Verlie Doing's day," said one town resident. Though our reporter did hear some murmurings of disagreement, with another observing such a time now, "Feels like a lifetime ago."
The costume parade, itself, was described by many as obscene, with at least one dressed as an array of writhing penile extensions, complete with a sophisticated functional hydraulic pumping ink-spraying mechanism. A sorry example of otherwise creative engineering talent led, sadly, astray.
* Turn to page 30 for a guest-written opinion piece, 'An Imperfect Ass For An Imperfect World: Revamping Vegas In Style', by our anonymous contributor, 'D'.
"This would never have happened, back in Verlie Doing's day," said one town resident. Though our reporter did hear some murmurings of disagreement, with another observing such a time now, "Feels like a lifetime ago."
The costume parade, itself, was described by many as obscene, with at least one dressed as an array of writhing penile extensions, complete with a sophisticated functional hydraulic pumping ink-spraying mechanism. A sorry example of otherwise creative engineering talent led, sadly, astray.
* Turn to page 30 for a guest-written opinion piece, 'An Imperfect Ass For An Imperfect World: Revamping Vegas In Style', by our anonymous contributor, 'D'.