dani_meows (dani_meows) wrote in bipolardanicats, @ 2010-12-02 03:00:00 |
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Christmas Party Hell (Doctor Who drabble)
Title:Christmas Party Hell
Fandom:Doctor Who
Pairing:Ten/Rose
Rating:Not Porn
Word count:275
Not Canon. AU.
Of all the places to be for a late Christmas celebration, Jackie Tyler's flat was not one of the places the Doctor wanted to be. Definitely not for the first time, he lamented the fact that telling Rose no was still something that he found impossible.
Rose had wanted to see her mother for Christmas. Therefore they were at Jackie's. He'd tried to make his escape but Rose had turned those eyes on him and said, “please, stay, Doctor?”
Then Jackie had chimed in telling him that he wasn't going anywhere. He was still afraid of Jackie so he didn't argue much. Although if he'd known the horrors that had awaited him, no he still wouldn't have argued, that woman could probably put fear into a Dalek.
The horrors of the party so far: he was stuck in his alias of John Smith, Rose's Aunt Mildred was a cheek pincher, another one of Rose's aunts had pinched his arse, Jackie's voice got shriller when sherry was involved, Rose had been dragged off by her cousins to chat... All of those horrors paled in comparison.
Rose's great auntie Mildred was standing next to him, telling him what a wonderful young man he was and how great he was for their Rose.
Suddenly the others around them were saying that they had to kiss. The Doctor looked around, in his desire to escape to the loo and therefore not be subject to the woman's prattling any longer, he'd stepped underneath the cursed plant.
He kissed her pruney cheek. She pinched his. Jackie snapped a picture. Rose was having grand mal seizures of laughter.
He hated Mistletoe.