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you know what my favorite thing is right now? bodega cats. just scruffy cats chilling in a chip display.

you ever have a dream that, contextually, isn't a nightmare but feels like one? blech

Hanging around with Chauncey today. We're having salads and watching tv.

What are you and your pets doing?

My dog is lucky I love him. It's almost midnight and he's insisting that he MUST GO OUT NOW!!But the perk of not opening the shop until noon is I don't have to be in bed yet even if my old ass wants to be.

All that said: I don't have any appointments for tomorrow so anyone who has been thinking of getting some ink should come down and we can talk about it.

[Bellomos]

I have heard some very troubling things about a new drug, a psychedelic hallucinogen that's just started being distributed in the city.

Now, I'm not one to tell anyone how they should and shouldn't spend their time, but this one in particular is very, very dangerous. I've heard that there is a bad batch that's done some truly terrible psychological damage to everyone who's touched it.

Please, don't touch it. And please let anyone you love know not to touch it. I'm very concerned.

Someone took it upon themselves to drive their vehicle through my favorite coffee place and they might not reopen for a long time, if at all.

Well thats a crime if ever I saw one. So. Suggestions.. ?

I would be remiss if I didn't mention here that there is a summer concert series coming up. Local talent, big and small, every genre. Free to attend. Big block party vibe.

There will be food trucks and a lot of people to mingle with. It sounds like a nightmare.

Every Friday night through September over at Grant Park.

Who: Conor & Drew
What: Checking in
When: Friday afternoon, around 1
Where: Java Addicts
Warnings: Likely low

( Caffeine dreams )

Who: Drew and Val
When: Friday afternoon
Where: The G Spot
Rating: Low

( he'd been promised extra sprinkles. )

Don't you just have that thing at work that you just loathe to do? But it's a constant and just... is? I' love to hear some of those because I think I win. It's really just not a good shift if I don't have to clean up bodily fluids off of my person, clothes or gear.

So how was your day? :)

So what are you most looking forward to for summer?

It's got to be beach runs, pickup soccer, and Millennium Park movies for me. Movies just hit different when they're outside and free and anyone can come.

Oh yeah, and snow cones.

>> Holy shit Rory.

[Text to Vivek]

>> I need an itemized list of your losses and damage costs.

There's a chair in my head on which I used to sit
Took a pencil and I wrote the following on it
Now there's a key where my wonderful mouth used to be
Dig it up, throw it at me
Dig it up, throw it at me
Where can I run to, where can I hide
Who will I turn to now I'm in a virgin state of mind
Got a knife to disengage the voids that I can't bear
To cut out words I've got written on my chair
Like do you think I'm sexy
Do you think I really care

I forgot that this bottle had molly water...

you ever just sit back and think 'holy shit life is wild' cause i'm experiencing some turns i never thought would happen to me.

Who: Hal & Monty
What: Afternoon delight
When: Monday
Where: Hal's office
Rating: nsfw

( a little visit. )

I missed the one that happened this year, but best believe in 2022 I'm going to the Easter Beer Hunt. Finally, something I can get behind for this holiday.

We'll call Easter a rousing success. I had planned to post a video of Salma opening her epic dinosaur themed basket but there's something wrong with my phone's camera.

Suffice to say, her mind was blown. She's currently alternating between excavating fossils, growing the foam dinosaurs, and the standard holiday child sugar rush along with my other daughter Aisha. They're running a candy trading scheme where they're trading me all their jelly beans for chocolate, not knowing this was my plan all along.

I love jelly beans.

( Hal/Erin )

the Easter picnic
free for all

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The question "do rabbits lay eggs" gets searched about 10,000 times a month during spring. Over 300 people a day are Googling asking if rabbits lay eggs.

Just in case you ever felt dumb.

I don't feel dumb today, I feel bored.