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rupert "miles" glass ([info]clowning) wrote in [info]bellumlogs,
@ 2010-07-10 13:15:00

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Entry tags:mad hatter, rumplestiltskin

Who: Theo & Miles +1
What: The return of Ra.
Where: Theo's delightful nook & And then to sell a snake in a seedy place!
When: After this.



The hallways were characteristically quiet, save for those who preferred to play their obnoxious love songs to a hearty and throbbing bellow. The bass and endless shrilling of the voices belting out sappy, sickly little lines rattled the thin walls of the less fortunate floors. Miles couldn't help but to feel as if he were a passenger in a gypsy's drum, or a genie inside of a lamp. It was as if he were smashed in between sounds he had to efface out of his--oh, fuck it--he stormed back toward the door he'd passed which he'd thought was surely the culprit, half sprinting. And when he'd arrived there, he kicked the bottom of the wooden door with his steel toed, snake skin boot, as hard as he could manage (which was quite hard.) The sound was as loud as the music and hopefully as surprising and annoying.

He ran like a child who had flung too many matches into the brush of a bullies house, and accidentally set the yard on fire.

The way he'd went down the stairs, so jack-be-nimble and jack-be-swift, could hardly be described as walking or even running. And with how on the final spree of rushing he'd slid down the banister, it could be more accurately referred to as 'flying'.

Ahem.

Straightening himself out was as easy as smoothing down the black t-shirt he wore, which was already unwrinkled, and only smoothed out for personal show. He amused even himself while alone, a habit all people should endeavor to pick up. The tips of his pointed, black, snake skin boots ventured out from 'neath his gray jeans. Yes, Ra did not like jeans, but he liked Miles. All was well. Especially wearing the skin of another species of snake that he so despised! ... Whatever the species may be that comprised his boots, he may never know, but he knew well Ra liked them, as they symbolized the deadness of a fellow snake, and more importantly, so did he.

And to Theo's door he gave a--

Knock-knock-kna-knock-knock.

Knock-knock.



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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-10 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Theo jumped up eagerly (but not so eagerly as to frighten the snake that still hadn't made his way back to the couch) at the knock and stretched his legs to shorten the number of steps to the door. It wasn't that he feared snakes, not at all, otherwise he would have slammed the door on the curious creature the moment it stuck its nose inside. It was simply that Ra really was a rather large snake, and he'd created a rather large mess in Theo's apartment. He'd been willing to put up with it at first, since he'd been busy working on a pretty hat made of fabric as close to the blue of the sad but gorgeous golden-haired girl's eyes as possible, one with lace and ribbon and peacock feathers. As long as Ra had raised his ruckus on the other side of the room, they'd gotten along splendidly.

Of course, Theo hadn't realized that one of the casualties of the snake's explorations had been a spilled jar of needles, and when he went to locate one in particular, he'd discovered them all with his bare feet, and that had been that. It was lucky, quite lucky, that the fine fellow belonged with Miles. Theo couldn't think of anyone better equipped to deal with a stubborn snake.

He flung open the door in a grand gesture, welcoming his visitor inside without checking to make sure of who it was first. "Welcome, welcome! Come in, sit down, have a look around! Your friend is fine, though a rather rude guest."

The inside of Theo's apartment looked more like a textile store than a home, with fabric flung about haphazardly, frames and felt and fripperies draped one over another where Theo had contemplated and put aside ideas. A sketchbook was open at the L-shaped desk where his computer shared space with his current project. It was a picture of chaos, at the moment, though all of it color coordinated and, if one looked close enough, a method to the madness could be detected.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-10 09:23 pm UTC (link)
"I hope he wasn't too demanding. Rude can be quite demanding, but they're hardly synonymous. " He plodded inside gallantly as if his entrance was to the focus of a royal court, and he was interviewing for the position of dignified alchemist. Plainly, he only enjoyed sauntering around an projecting an aura of importance and esoteria. "He can be very demanding." Added he, as if an after thought, and me-oh-my was it ever an interesting condition this apartment was in. He liked it already.

The snake was a miscreant to Miles for having run off like an unfaithful lover and into the arms of a man of somewhat similar tastes and to a certain extent, correspondent habits. Theo was very different than Miles in many ways, and tastes and habits close enough to be considered common were punctuated, but Miles knew that damned snake was doing it to be free! To roam, careless and naked around the apartment without a worry!

"He's upset because I'm going to sell him." He'd admitted, PHEW, finally! It was such a burden he'd been carrying. He was Atlas and this blasphemous monkey on his back, a world of a secret. "He's rather exotic and it's best, you know, for him to be with his own kind. It's why he ran."

The devil jerked a puppeteer string anchored on the arch of his gloomily black brow. It was a fascinated and happy gesture which produced an automatic grin. "Are some of these your work?"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-10 09:36 pm UTC (link)
"I'd be sad if I was to be sold, as well." For a moment, Theo felt sympathetic toward the snake. Then again, Miles was likely correct about him being better off with his own kind. If Theo could locate his own kind, he certainly thought he'd be happier. Alas, there were no groupings outside of asylums, and he hated mental hospitals. Hated them to his core.

The comment about his work brought him back out of the moment of consideration. He tilted his chin up and straightened his shoulders, proud to claim his work. "Some? Of course not. All! Made by my own masterful hands. A man can never make too many mantles." He began producing various hats for Miles to inspect, from various places where they'd been stored. Most were meant to sell, but he'd yet to find a place to market them in New York. There were the flea markets, he supposed, the ones that sold booth space to independent merchants, but a flea market was such a dingy, dismal atmosphere; not at all appropriate for displaying his work.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-10 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Miles, with a voluptuous addiction to all things sinister, amorous, or delightful, bulked these rather odd, wondrous, artful hats into the category of delightful quite immediately. He'd forgotten all about the snake and attempting to comprehend its reptilian feelings. He was too fascinated now by the horrors and glory of the variety of hats... so many textures, templates, details, feathers, sequins, pearls; were those different kinds of fabrics purposefully arranged? "What magnificent things..." His hand scoured over them without touching, afraid to investigate them with his fingers, if only for regarding them with respect, awe, and as one might a shard of hobby alluded as art.

"You should consider displaying them. That or selling them to local performers. I'd buy one. I know a few who might be interested as well. Of course, if you're even interested in sharing." Perusing the meanings of the hats he showcased, Miles was struck with dual ideas which began dueling over who would be announced first. His chin, which had been browsing all the details of the place which would be polite to browse without converting into prying, roved over to Theo with a newfound mischief--newfound? no, just summoned--and he narrowed his eyes.

"Want to come with me to sell Ra?" He'd inquired, the gleam in his eye wily and wild. "You could bring a hat to show your work, too."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-10 10:03 pm UTC (link)
"Come with you? Of course!" Theo was positively delighted at the thought of being able to perhaps market his wares to performers. Such wonderful people, performers, and so capable of pulling off the hats that others might scoff at. "What good is a hat if it isn't seen and shared?"

Really, that was all (well, not all, as his dreams changed with the seasons) Theo had really wanted in life, to make a living by selling his designs. How well people might pay for a guaranteed one of a kind, particularly if that person were in the market of being memorable...

That in mind, he offered, "I'd consider a commission for you, if you'd care to. Or any of these, at a discount for friends." Well, in truth, the discount he had in mind was more like free, to be worn for advertising. What a profitable friendship this was becoming!

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[info]clowning
2010-07-10 10:17 pm UTC (link)
"I wouldn't like to trouble you with a commission, especially since there's already such a wide selection here for the gawking and choosing." It was actually kind of overwhelming. He'd never seen so many well done hats in one place, and honestly the apartment itself wasn't as abundant in hats as it could be. They weren't crammed as clowns in a miniature car, and yes, Miles did note the method to the madness being somewhat mad himself in his own messes with methods. Given, there were hat emporiums which like museums, displayed hundreds of multi-colored, multi-fashioned, and multi-worthwhile hats, but the truth was only a few of them were gripping. Seeing hats taken a bit more seriously than all that made him disappointed in the other undertakings of less serious hatters.

Theo's creations, to Miles, served no practical purpose in the realm of normy-tedious-norms and thus, bungeed into the region of true art. He crossed his arms and wondered where he'd stuff the snake, so as not to arouse the suspicion of the authorities who frankly would ADORE a reason to lock him up and throw away the key.

"I'll ogle at all this when I have less of a task of snake selling. Say," Miles began rubbing his chin at the point, where a roguish goatee was ever manifest. He as well got to peering over at Ra, who slept happily, and thankfully, soundly. "... you wouldn't happen to have anything to put Ra in on our way?"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-10 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Hm. Theo glanced around, wondering if he had anything that might contain the snake. "A hatbox, I hope, would be a happy home." He had a few of those, in hopes of of sales. They might be the right size for a coiled snake.

Ah, if only he had time to make a little hat for Ra, a tiny, clever thing that would tie around his head and really showcase his skills with the minute details. That would sell a few hats, for sure. Alas!

He snagged a box from his closet, the largest he had, meant for a fancy, elaborate hat. "Do you think this would do?"

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[info]clowning
2010-07-10 10:40 pm UTC (link)
"I think it'd do perfectly."

Now, the matter of getting the snake into the box could be a difficult one. Not only because it was snake and therefore entirely unpredictable, nor was it only that he was a bit heavy or long, and thus awkward to distribute evenly and effectively. No, it was because Miles wasn't in the mood for cooing delicately at him while placing him into the box, and this might make Ra unpleasant to deal with.

He hoped it'd be as easy as his mind's eye was imagining. Like a bank robbery, in and out without much fuss, or in this case... out and in.

"How about I gather up this heavy, fattened thing..." He'd sighed exaggeratedly and with some honest strain, as he picked up the longer end of Ra to avoid having to carry or be near the head. It allowed itself to be reeled in and was thus far compliant. "And drop him in nicely, wait for him to curve around till I shut him in ... he does like boxes... he lives in a basket after all. Arrrrrr. "He'd arr'd, and was sure to squint one of his eyes to emulate a pirate just for humors sake. "This be heavier than I recall. This monster be."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-10 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Theo opened the box up quickly. "I feel he's been feasting in our halls." Who knew what lovely creatures a snake of Ra's size had been able to snap up? Hm, he supposed they would have heard if anyone had been missing any pets.

Yes, it did look like Ra would fit in the box. Then they'd just have to poke holes in the top, and Theo mourned the loss of functionality briefly. Of course, it would ever after be functional as a snake home, so it wasn't as though it was a total waste.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 01:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, if there were any one particular God to address or approach in thanks or honor of Ra being a docile, and well-fitted snake for the box, he certainly would have addressed or approached them. Verbally, at least. As it was no God of snakes slithered forth to be given recourse to, and thus Miles only bent his brow in the middle to show the determination, reluctance, and readiness for any sudden or sweeping event of the cobra.

They were very sudden creatures.

"I wouldn't be surprised. He'll eat anything or anyone he finds. Fortunately, he's not fully grown," He'd explained, as the snake was directed into coiling into the box head first. "And his teeth are smaller than many snakes, at least compared to a rattler. Rattler's must fold their fangs into their mouths to keep them, for Ra this is unnecessary."

Ra didn't like this talk of his inadequate fangs, and turned around suddenly to eye his owner. He didn't do much else, however.

"... His fit."

The rest of him was placed inside the box. Ra looked so small and curious there, as he peered up at the two men who had introduced him to his newest predicament. Somehow, he even seemed content.

"Ah, my little, venomous child how I'll miss you at night!"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 02:12 am UTC (link)
Since Ra did look quite cozy, Theo didn't feel so bad about the box. He looked at the top, wondering... "Probably best to poke the holes before we put it on?" Live things, he'd never really messed with them much. It seemed like it would be better than stabbing them when it was on top of Ra, though, so he retreated to his kitchen and took out his biggest knife, attacking the lid in a rather cautious manner.

With that done, he returned to Miles and Ra, looking down at the snake again. "He seems to savor small spaces." Strange, even after their short acquaintance, he would almost miss Ra, as well. With a shrug, he settled the lid onto the box.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 02:29 am UTC (link)
"He was born in an oil drum." He'd sighed adoringly, the way a proud father might the departure of his so brave son to the privateering services of a king. "Lived in a basket mostly. Never bothered anyone much. He'll be sorely missed!" With fingers wriggling swift and descending, his spidery grasp reached down and plucked up the box from its seat. He gathered it in both arms, noting the weight was now minimal, but would feel a burden eventually, and raised both his brows to Theo. "I'm so glad you're coming with us. I think I Ra is, too. He must've liked you... otherwise you'd uhh..."

He made a ghastly, crooked face. Eyes crossing and floating upward into the back of his eyelids and added: "Be dead." And straightening out his messy expression nicely, he grinned. "Whenever you're ready. I don't wanna get a jacket from my place, there's a heat wave outside, so I hear!"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
"Just a moment, my friend M..." Theo looked Miles up and down, then snatched up a nearby black brocade fedora and popped it onto the other man's head. "It mostly matches, middling well." Another random selection was placed atop his own head. "We'll wear my wares, walking advertisements." He tapped his fingers against the box. "Nothing for you, slithery sidekick."

...was he perhaps a bit too unaffected by the thought that he could have died? Of course. But he'd known that Ra had liked him. Theo had been a perfectly pleasant host, after all, the snake had nothing to complain about.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 02:53 am UTC (link)
Miles made slenderer his eyes...

... Yes, yes he did like the choice of hat that Theo had made for him, yea verily. Having fancy for all things funeral, dark, or gloomy, black brocade and especially in the sleek shape of a fedoras anatomy suited fit his tastes nicely. He used his index and thumb to survey the becoming edge of the hat in one felt line, and oh! What pleasing fabric had it, too. "The man we're selling the snake to is a ring leader." He'd admitted voluntarily, usually more wont to leaving out as many or as much detail(s) as possible. He liked surprising people. That, or misinforming them. However, he actually liked Theo. Most people weren't as easy to get along with. At least not... outside of this apartment. Odd. Or perhaps lucky of him.

Upon embarking on his way to the door, he'd muttered darkly: "And he's one of the most disgusting of people, not so for his personality! No! His personality is almost golden, it's his uhh... personal hygiene habits unfortunately, which has earned him the title Le Smellio." Reaching out to grab the doorknob while not impossible, was a task with this heavy, slumbering reptile. "... Smellio for short." He'd corrected.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 03:02 am UTC (link)
"I see, I see." Really, Theo didn't... but he liked when names told you what to expect of a person. It was unfortunate that most names were doled out by parents at birth, and didn't do at all a decent job of describing the person they belonged to.

He hastened to help Miles with the door, since his friend's hands were rather full of boxed snake. "How well does Ra smell? Will an odor offend?" How horrible for the snake if it did, since he very well couldn't tell the man to take a bath.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 03:18 am UTC (link)
"That's a really good question, Theo. Fortunately for us we won't have to stick around to find out!" He winked with mouth agape, the curl of his following grin full on and Acme Acres. Miles had even paused dramatically the way old movies did to signify a point, before he proceeded out of the door with drum of his fingertips against the side of the hat box.

He, of course, halted to let Theo lock up or grab his things, whatever he might have to attend before departing with him.

"It'll well be traumatizing enough for Ra to have to live somewhere new yet again, but how many times can I incorporate a cobra into my routine, before the danger is a thing which all have grown desensitized to? Not to mention he will grow rapidly soon... and be much less controllable. Or even tolerable with his rebelliousness."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 03:27 am UTC (link)
"How big will he become?" Theo had thought Ra already full grown, looking at the size of him. If he would get much bigger... well, he'd be very glad to get the snake out of the apartment building.

He paused to lock the door behind them as they headed out, but didn't grab anything else. There was no need of it, in the heat, his short sleeves would be hot enough on their own.

Ah, it was nice to get out for a purpose other than work. Actually, not that he'd been in to work in the past few days. Oh well, probably fired again. That whole journey to Chicago had gotten his days all off, and then his fire for his new project of making the blue-eyed babe's hat... the world just didn't understand that sometimes things were more important than work. If he could sell some hats, though, it wouldn't be that big a deal at all.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 03:39 am UTC (link)
"Cobras, of his variety, can get to about fifteen feet."

To emphasize the terror of this but in seclusion (where Ra's dignity wouldn't have to be compromised with gossip.), he turned to Theo and impersonated a horror-stricken poster-child; his eyes so vast with the haunted rumors that it could easily be nominated for best Halloween card 2010.

"So clearly, his move is for the best."

As they neared the elevator, he wondered by which method it would be best to go to Coney Island--subway, or Miles' car? Definitely car. He didn't want any trouble on the subway leading to an Indiana Jones type of hat rescue... involving a cobra.

"We'll take my car." Said he, considering the elevator as they came to it...

"... this elevator doesn't work all the time."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 03:46 am UTC (link)
"Did you require a return to your room?" Theo blinked at his new friend, wondering if he'd found someone even more scatterbrained than himself. "We're on floor one." Though it would be interesting to have a car parked on the roof... a flying car! Oh, maybe one day.

Well, Theo had never taken the elevator, if Miles was suggesting a random ride. He wouldn't object.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
Oh, right.

"Eh, heh... heh..." Of course, being ever so forgetful had its ups and downs, much like the elevator. BAH-DUN-TSS! In this case, it was neither. He was allowed to perhaps appear as a fool whose location often slips his mind, as a pioneer in the Donner Party might have. "Well then, to the lobby and out the doors. Oh, and by the by." He began, as he started into the correct direction. "I bumped into La Blue Eyes on the forums and had her do a stand in for my magic show. Seems she wasn't hurt in all the traveling through time. Unlike me."

He wondered then, as he cut through hallways and consequently, the lobby, if he had spoken to Theo since? Aside from now? Oh, Ra, bringing old acquaintances together, you!

"You weren't harmed, were you? Doesn't seem. I fetched myself a nice bullet."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 04:06 am UTC (link)
La Blue... oh yes, the blonde! But the mention of being hurt distracted Theo from that, briefly. "A bullet? That's bad. Better now?" Miles seemed to be better, of course, but it was just right to ask. "No, I wasn't injured. Blue Eyes was with me."

He frowned, remembering... "She seemed so sad. I made her a hat, but I don't know how to find her."

And then, in a rapid change back. "Is there a scar where you were shot? Can I see? After the snake is safely delivered, of course."

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 04:19 am UTC (link)
What an odd question! He was reminded of the elaborate fables and showcasing of scars in elementary school yards. Strutting proudly with ones scabs and scrapes, spinning a tale of woe and victory for all to hear and see, and behold! The scar. The evidence. He shook his head of the flashback, a few pieces of his hair scrambling back into their stage position. "It's not entirely healed, but I'm positive it's going to scar. I'll show you of course. It's actually quite interesting looking. Much like the recluse bite I got once, long ago, but with much less puss."

The jinglejangle-gaggle of the retrieved keys from his back pocket, whilst balancing the snake box on his hip, was equipped with not only the aforementioned keys, but as well too many ornate, beaded, miniature things to count. It was a wonder keys could fit in the bundle of exquisite mysteries and odds and ends that fashioned his ring. One of the more prominent was a dia de los muertos groom, with a top hat, suit, and sunken in face. The skull man was probably happy to see the action of the revolving doors, rather than the tedium of the inside of a magician's pocket.

"You can find her on the forums. I also know her apartment number! You should surprise her. She likes surprises, I think."

The security system of Miles' car bee-beep'd and the lights flashed. the car itself was like a black fang in the concrete mouth of a Brooklyn monster.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 04:53 am UTC (link)
Oh yes, Theo would love to surprise her. He loved surprises himself, and maybe a nice surprise would cheer her up. "A surprise it shall be, if you'll say the number!"

Of course, Theo had to take a moment to admire Miles' car. He'd never seen a hearse driven day to day before, and it required appropriate appreciation. "The snake can sit with me," he volunteered... just in case Ra tried to figure out how to open the box. Attempting to catch him in the car might be a bit of a pain, if they couldn't hold the lid down immediately.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 09:11 pm UTC (link)
"Nine-oh-six." Said he, volunteering the number easily. He hardly believed it was any kind of subtle or large mistake to spoon off her location into the bowl of somebody who had a rich, delicious surprise in store. And passed off the box with a graceful gesture akin to a dancers, in addition to a crooked grin which a protractor would not be able to quite get the accurate, zany degree of. Once Theo had taken the box, he'd strolled swankily to his side of the hearse. He as well slid inside (literally, by standing a bit higher on the seat and sliding down.) and unlatched the passenger sides lock to let Theo in, promptly upon his arrival there.

Oh, it was going to be interesting having company besides (The Little Match Girl) and (The Pied Piper). Oh, indeed!

The chitty-chitty bang-bang engine whirled, whistled, and whorled to life with a whisper of caprice and a clattering of keys.

"Don't be alarmed. I don't wear my seatbelt. Seat belts are for nerds and monks."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-11 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Theo slid in and secured Ra on his lap, thinking that the weight of the snake would probably hold him down just as well as any seatbelt possibly could. "I don't want to wear one, either. They can't be quite comfortable." They always fell so strangely across his body... and besides that, Theo didn't like restraints. At all. He'd been in a straitjacket, once or twice, and he hadn't liked that, no, not a bit.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-11 11:20 pm UTC (link)
"Where have you been hiding, unable to be my partner in crime all this time!" He shouted, slapping his steering wheel before putting it reverse, not checking any of his mirrors, backing up slightly onto the curb, and then driving off without making sure anyone was coming. "I've had to put with people who wear seat belts for far too long!" And off they were, with a madman behind the wheel to direct them and someone who was just as mad, if not madder... with a snake in a hat box upon his lap, because he's a hatter. How quaint.

"It's unfortunate we're going to the abandoned lot that was Coney Island, instead of what IS. I can't understand why anyone would let this happen, or even agree for it to. No one appreciates history? Or the seniority a district has? Coney Island was the liberator of so many people who thought they'd live in shadows all their lives--freak shows, I mean. And instead of hiding, they became celebrities. I hear they're trying to have it stopped, locals, it's destruction that is, on account of it all being historical. They better."

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-12 02:09 am UTC (link)
"I've been here and there, around and about..." Theo didn't necessarily recognize when a question was more rhetorical than anything else - why would they be asking if they didn't want to know the answer?

The talk about Coney Island was a magnificent distraction, though. "Why would they want to wreck it? It simply seems silly." Not that he'd ever actually been, of course. He just didn't see a reason to wreck something like that, unless they were going to build something even more magnificent in its place.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-12 04:46 am UTC (link)
"There's still much to be discussed with the rest of that development lot--you know, those higher ups--who want to control every anal capable of excreting money for the city. There is still a circus there, don't get me wrong, and some rides. Only it's just so much smaller. For that, a lot of people temporarily have stayed in what's abandoned just to trade things..." If Theo was not looking, he would surely, at the very least, be able to hear the smile that smeared itself across Miles' mouth. "...impressive things. And to discuss where to head to if it all becomes too politically correct."

He'd paused and considered.

"I'm surprised you haven't gravitated toward Coney Island yourself, that is, before all the changes happening. They'd love your hats--" He slammed his hand onto the horn at some fool who'd waved in front of him without thought. How hypocritical of him."--IDIOT! You'll see."



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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-12 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Theo stared out the window at the sights whizzing by. Likely, if the window had been down, he'd have had his head hanging out like a dog. Most people he'd ridden with in the past were so cautious... Miles was a fun driver, and Theo was positive the ride was going to be thrilling. He shook himself out of his entrancement with the blurring colors to answer. "I've not lived here long, only a little. And the sights I've seen are somewhat small. Clubs, continuously. Not often outside the city!"

And what a pity that was, if it was as much an adventure as Miles implied. He turned a wide grin to his friend. "I anticipate it anxiously."

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[info]clowning
2010-07-13 05:45 am UTC (link)
So most fortunately, Bellum was not far off from where their ventures destination be, and thus the Wonder Wheel doth rear its wiry, coruscating head upon the tops of lower endeavored buildings.

"Life tends to get very comfortable at times, forcing one to not leave much. But I see these antics as miniature crimes, to live a life inside and such." He veered into a parking lot that quite obviously was not meant for cutting through; a man of shortcuts and virtually infinite impatience. The cars were parked crookedly and impolitely. The cars were ruder than a Frenchman at noon without his Cafe Au Lait. And he maneuvered them as artistically as a plastic surgeon does the flaws on a budding stars face. As an investment to save time, and to save his ass. This parking lot, well, by the looks of all the people crowded at far corners of the chain-linked fences, was multi-purpose. Oh, New York.

"One can only hold out on their need to explore for so long."

The rest of where they were headed was now slowly coming into view.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-13 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that did look exciting. Theo bounced in his seat, as excited as a child by the bright scene unfolding before him. Oh, M was already taking him to the best places... yes, he would have to find excuses to tag along more, for sure. He patted the top of Ra's box soothingly; surely the snake could only have a fabulous time, if he was destined to live here.

He directed a sidelong glance at Miles, daring to inquire, "Can we find the time for rides?" Surely selling the snake (and hopefully hats) wouldn't take them all day. If they didn't have time to see the sights, well, Theo might have to try to make the time.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-14 05:50 am UTC (link)
The hearse wedged itself expertly, and symmetrically betwixt the indifferent, grousing thighs of two old jalopies. It was with a surprisingly skillful maneuver that he'd accomplished this feat, of course in comparison to the recklessness with which Theo would have been acquainted to intimately by now, anything may appear skillful. However, to the markedly observant yet inert, this minor display of cognizance and care, might just prove to be a taste of the talents that Miles stored away, and feigned effectively that he did not have... in other words, he liked to look like a complete idiot, so that when a cunning thing occurred, he'd be overlooked as the culprit. Ah, but enough about him!

"Of course we can. Why do you suppose I chose to sell him to Smellio? His inviting aroma? No. It's because of the food that's going to make me sick to my stomach, and the rides that will help me in ridding my stomach of what's made it sick. So finding the time for rides? On the agenda." He'd agreed, the steering wheel lilting to and fro until everything was aligned. The engine stopped with the extraction of the keys, and he glanced over to the propitious box. "I wonder, what is the origin of thought..." It was a question that had been plaguing him in the morning until his coffee shooed it away. "Hmmph." He'd hmph'd, and opened his door to begin stepping out.

The night was lively and colorful. Coney was popular as a pinata at a child's birthday party; attracting a lot of attention, anticipation, and abuse.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-15 03:20 am UTC (link)
Satisfied with the knowledge that he would get greasy carnival food and a chance to try out the rides, Theo hefted Ra's box and slid out of the car. The scents in the air were nearly overwhelming, and he took a deep breath just to get used to them. Oh yes, the funnel cake, the sausages, and the oily metallic scent from the rides... it had been a long time since he'd been to a fair of any sort. Too long, once he thought about it and realized that there would likely be so many people who wouldn't think him as odd as the rest of the world did.

Because a good friend didn't ignore what a friend said, Theo considered what Miles had said about thought for a moment. "The thoughts I think spring spontaneously from somewhere in my skull. I've never ever been able to track them, they're sneaky." And he had tried, oh yes he had. Especially when his friends had begun talking. He took the time sometimes to contemplate where in his brain they lived, precisely. Of course, according to the doctors who had talked to him about the voices... "They try to tell me it's misfired neurons and crazy chemicals, but I'm not so certain I believe them."

Pleased with his own answer, regardless of whether Miles would be or not, he started off with a spring in his step.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-15 05:56 am UTC (link)
Cotton candy. Candy cotton. Fried dough. Dough fried. Hotdogs. Doghots. Burgers. To say that his senses were overwhelmed as well would be a blasphemous understatement. He hadn't eaten anything substantial all day long, and as a result of this his stomach raged and growled restlessly. Intestinal tract wrestling over any last remnant of fulfillment like a ravenous, wild wolf; he sighed and tensed himself as he listened to Theo's side of the whole brain shenanigans. The brain, such a cheap educational toy, he'd thought, as he as well simultaneously thought that stepping out of the car was a big, bad idea.

Oh well, carry on, my wayward son. To the snake peddler.

He chewed on his friends words, let them linger on his tongue, cleared them from the back of his throat. Yes, society did seem to believe the thoughts came from the general vicinity of the head, indeed. But was all this a reaction to consciousness, or was consciousness a reaction to it? As he lead them down the boardwalk, through the laughing, twirling, happy crowd, he nodded.

"I agree. I believe that consciousness is primary, and matter secondary. I do however, believe that perhaps the thoughts may be projected, as the universe is proven holographic. You know, like a radio station... we listen to the voices, go along with their conversation, but it is physically coming from the radio, while this conversation is originating elsewhere. "

He, so swiftly, moved aside in time to dodge a cartwheeling gypsy. "Weeee!"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-15 06:03 am UTC (link)
That was an interesting thought... Theo shifted the snake box absently, considering that himself. "It's true, I thought that once myself, but they told me and told me it was all in my head."

Theo didn't think he needed to say who 'they' were. In his mind, there was only one 'they' and that was the doctors. He considered it further, and nodded. "Of course, they say some stuff that's totally wrong, so why should I hold this one thing when I know the rest is worthless?" Ah, what a good friend Miles was, freeing him from what they had implanted in his brain, or his thought-radio, or whatever the case may be.

Of course, that was derailed briefly as he eyed the cotton candy as they walked by. Ah, sugar on a stick. He would have to remember where this display was.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-15 06:39 am UTC (link)
Where others might have minded the phrase 'they told me it was all in my head', for Miles, it was merely noted. For a fleeting happenstance, he'd as well uncovered a vague understanding of what it could mean. Throwing light onto a part of him, huddled up in a corner, with hands raised as if an unwilling participant in a frisk or stick up, that had the faculty to feel pissed off that anyone had ever told that to Theo at all. It was an unfortunate symptom of his getting accustomed to having his company, and the beginning of his inclination to grow protective and defensive for those he spent time with regularly.

The narrowing of his eyes on the behalf of whoever 'they' were, was brief. Vanished.

"Never listen to them. They're barely ever even close to being right. Society in general is suffocating. That's why i decided long ago to just... give up on it! Been much happier ever since! The smile rarely ever leaves may face. I took the emergency exit. You know, what they might call insanity."

Unfortunately, the building Smellio was usually in was... it looked occupied. Was there a show going on? A momentary flirtation with confusion caused his face to display a clearly surprised expression. How was he going to sell a cobra with a crowd inside?

"...We uhh, there might be a plan B."

A sculpted man comprised mostly of muscle and tall as a tower was slowly, but surely, coming into view. He was leaning up against a building, quite obviously guarding a doorway with his arms crossed. Why did all guards cross their arms? He'd wondered, as the dusky skinned, bald headed, beady, calculating eyes of the man searched the crowd endlessly. He looked like the bodyguard of a sultan, or perhaps an underground fighter in an alchemists apprentice tournament. The most notable thing about him being his bare chest and glittering harem pants. Quite a contrast to his unapproachable exterior.

However, when he'd spotted Miles in the crowd, he grinned a jack-o-lantern grin.

"That's Bruno, the muscleman." Miles explained.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-17 04:27 am UTC (link)
Theo looked Bruno over carefully, taking every detail into account. Well, that was a fellow he did not care to frolic with, as he was large enough that the usual method of simply being tall wouldn't work. That meant Theo would have to think of something else, and it was too much of an effort to do so at the moment, when he was burdened down with snake.

He blinked over at Miles, then inquired, "Bruno is B?" The plan, he meant, but Miles would know that. "His pants are pleasing." So shiny... Theo loved shiny things.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-17 06:31 am UTC (link)
"Not quite."

If Theo were to still be following alongside Miles in the exact pace and tone, they'd have arrived through the outward and inward flux of the mesmerized and enthusiastic crowd, that ran itself silly with the espresso of unnerving carnival music, to their destination.

"It's just that I had no idea they were having an antique show tonight..." He spoke through gnashed teeth and out the side of his mouth, as if this were a hush-hush, classified operation now. Ahem. And straightened up immediately afterward with grin that could convince the secrets of immortality out of Rasputin.

Bruno looked just as happy. After all, he did enjoy Miles' company. Why? Because Miles knew magic tricks. Bruno loved magic tricks.

"Bruno! My friend! How ya been?" Miles reached out tentatively to accept the firm, toothy handshake.

"Miles! De' magic man! Oh-oh, you de magic man! Ha ha!" Bruno bellowed. "I good!"

And then he got serious. His smile fleeing, as he stared down at Theo.

"Who'suh de friendo? W'as in de box?"

"Oh! The box, yes... and my friend, this Theo, Theo, Bruno. The box has a business proposition for Smellio."

"Ah! Come in, come in!"

The bear claw that was Bruno's hand pulled open the door heedlessly. There were only a few people inside of what appeared to be an antique shop. Smellio, being one of the first people to turn around.

And one of the first things ones nose might detect the presence of. A rotting, sweet and sour smell, like the head of an unbathed infant!

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-18 03:12 am UTC (link)
Theo wrinkled his nose at the smell, but a rare moment of pausing for thought decided him against commenting. Normally, he'd not even hesitate before voicing his opinion, but if Miles was attached to the idea of selling the snake in the box to him, it might be best to hold his tongue. He flashed a quick, bright grin at Bruno, nodding politely, and then entered behind Miles. He leaned in to murmur in his friend's ear, "I wondered, but it's worse than what I was expecting."

Oh well. Maybe snakes couldn't smell. He was sure Ra would let them know, if Miles planned to open the box for the man to take a look. Of course, Theo wasn't really fond of the idea of the snake letting them know about his displeasure while Theo was the one holding him. Hm, a dilemma. Perhaps he'd pass him off before that happened.

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[info]clowning
2010-07-18 05:13 am UTC (link)
"Miiiiiiiillllllessss." Smellio oozed, the gray, thick smoke of his cigarette tumbling upward like dragons breath. He billowed around with his elbows bent as elegantly as a dancer, and swatted at his company as if they were flies.

"Smellio," Miles said, gesturing toward Theo and the mystery box. "This is Theo, Theo, Smellio. Take not of the mystery box for me will you? As well the lovely--"

"What wundafoo hats." Smellio ventured. He moved forward once the other few people shuffled off to pretend they were doing something besides eavesdropping. He, enchanted, stared up at the hats with dilated pupils and active eyes, his mouth agape.

"Yes, and hats. And the box, there's a cobra for you..."

Smellio eyed Theo's hat the way a child eyes another child's toy. "Theo, huh? You know Miles from sumwheres?" And then he stared down at the box in horror. "COBRA?!"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-21 03:48 am UTC (link)
Ah, the smelly sir like his hats. Theo tilted his head up proudly, certain he would make a sale after all. If the man liked them upon a glance, how much more would he like them when he knew he could buy them if he pleased?

He was prepared to say something about Chicago and all the wonderful adventures there to explain how he and M knew each other when Smellio reacted quite strangely to news of the snake. "He's a friendly fellow," Theo reassured him. "Barely bites, right?" Oh, he'd heard the warnings from Miles, but Ra had been really pleasant to Theo, at least. Maybe he just didn't think brunettes tasted good? Ah, but in that case, Smellio would be quite safe as well!

Forgetting his reservations about being the one to hold the box when it was opened, Theo thrust it forward. "Want to see?" His smile morphed into a frown when the man leaped back. "At least look!"

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[info]clowning
2010-07-21 04:26 am UTC (link)
"Oh come on!" He'd reassured his stinking, reeling, grimacing associate, his voice dripping with soothing, warm chamomile tea practically, to fill his worried little cup! "You've met Ra, haven't you? He's pleasant to work with and worth quite a lot more than what I'm selling him for. I'll make you a deal. 4,000 instead of ten, you know well he's worth much more!"

Smellio considered the box with a face so crinkled with offense he appeared more like a pug than a man. He'd moistened his lips, puffed the golden end of his fantasia pink cigarette, sighed out the smoke, and crossed his hairy arms. "This is a big responsibility, a cobra!"

"He's a baby! How else would he be able to fit into the box?"

Smellio tap-tap-tap'd his boot, which was pointed and belled like an elf's. "I suppose I could sell her to zoo..."

"Him."

Smellio rolled his eyes at being corrected. "Whatever!"

"By the way, is any show perchance in need of wonderful hats?" He flicked the brim of his. "Theo makes them himself, isn't that right, Theo?"

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-23 03:27 pm UTC (link)
"Quite correct! I've many hats, mountains in fact, and I'll make more on order!" Or anyway, indeed, but Theo thought there would be more appeal in knowing he'd do special orders! "Balmorals and beanies, berets and bowlers, capuchons, cloches, fedoras, fezzes, top hats and trilbies, ladies' hats, men's hats, any hats at all." Since he couldn't quite tick them off on his fingers as the named just a few different types of hats, Theo tapped the count off against Ra's box instead. He hoped it didn't disturb the dear snake.

He could have gone on about more and more types of hats, but from the look on Smelly's face he was already overwhelmed by the selection. Well, that was fine. Most people didn't realize how many sorts of hats there were. Theo was glad to educate them, but unlike him most people couldn't remember them if they were presented all at once. Eyes wide, expression solemn, he offered, "I could make a list."

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[info]clowning
2010-07-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
A pause.

"Yes, yes." Smellio swatted at the air as if a swarm of gnats had mistaken his nose for rotting fruit. But it was, in fact, to wile away the smoke which had accumulated before him. "Make a list and give me. Your snake? I do 4,000. She bite, I look for you!" He waggled his index pointedly at Miles.

"He's a snake. If disgruntled he's of course going to bite! You can't hold me responsible for that."

Smellio sighed; Miles was right. "Fine." He waved over one of his assistants, a midget in a maharajah costume, to take the box from Theo. As well, another midget began rifling through a small, glittery box of money. Counting hundreds between his tiny fingers.

Miles glanced at Theo with a smile. "Snake sold, and hats in the process." He wunk.

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[info]twodays_slow
2010-07-26 07:42 pm UTC (link)
"A particularly productive project," Theo agreed, then extended a hand for Miles to shake. It seemed the way things should be done, after all. "I doubt I'd have done it without you, my dear M." He paid no mind to the others in the room, after that - he was aware of their movements, of course, Theo was usually aware of what went on around him, but until they were giving him money they were of no importance.

When the money was in Miles's hand, he bounced like a child. "Rides, right? And cotton candy?" Oh, the sweet satisfaction of spun sugar.

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