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Tweak says, "Sam Winchester wears makeup"

Theo Harren [The Hatter] (twodays_slow) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-07-04 01:27:00

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mad hatter, rumpelstiltskin

I seem to have stumbled upon a somewhat sizable snake. He's currently coiled around a hat on my couch. Though I hate to crush his hopes of being a handsome hatband, I supposed someone might be searching for him. At least, I believe it might be a he, I'm uncertain, on snakes, how to tell a he from she. It's sort of strange, they don't have parts and pieces on places outside, so how are you supposed to know? I guess I could Google, but then I'd have to get close enough to get a good look, and I hate to disturb him. Or her. Hir, or hem. I wonder if there are transgendered animals? Too bad they don't talk, so you can never tell. Alas, poor snakes, always mistaken for the wrong sex.

Oh, yes, is someone missing a snake? He's been a rather rambunctious roommate, so he needs to return home.

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	clowning 2010-07-04 06:53 am UTC (link)
	HEAVEN'S TO BETSEY! Does he come to the name Ra?! Especially when cooed at delicately!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-07-04 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I haven't cooed, I'll give it a crack. I'm not sure how to coo delicately, though. [...] Yes, I'd say he does come, now how do I convince him to go back to the couch? Or do I keep cooing? Is he yours, dear M? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clowning 2010-07-04 07:00 am UTC (link)
	He's mine indeed! I thought he'd never be found! He'll go back to the couch eventually, don't you worry. Where was he? Admiring the misshapen flowers in the lobby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-07-04 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Making his meandering way down the hall, I opened my door and he hopped right in. As much as he can hop, without any feet. He's a friendly fellow and I hate to kick him out, but he quite crushed a hat and knocked some needles off my desk for me to discover with my foot, so I informed him the party was over and opened the door, but he's not inclined to leave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clowning 2010-07-04 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, friend-oh, sounds like a meeting is in order-oh. When are you available to fork him over-oh? (What a stringy treat he'd be...) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-07-04 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	If I'm awake, and you're awake, and he's awake, too, why wait? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clowning 2010-07-05 03:09 am UTC (link)
	You offer a meaningful and persuasive point. Is it all right to come now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twodays_slow 2010-07-06 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Soon would be super, I say. (Reply to this) (Parent)