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Tweak says, "you're my favourite midget"

Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-06-30 15:49:00

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shere khan, van helsing, wicked witch

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{Posted around 10:30 the morning after they get back}

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How's your back? Were you able to sleep okay? And before you ask, I'm just fine.

I'm going to be gone for about 3 days. Luther's car is down in Florida, and I'm going with him to get it. ~~I just have to get the fuck out of here for a little bit~~ Would you mind keeping an eye on Zeph for me? If you aren't feeling up to it, don't say you'll do it, I'll just find somebody else.

I'll have my cell on me. [#cell phone number goes here] Let me know how you're doing.

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You make it back okay, Not-Hugh-Jackman?

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 03:50 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, isn't it? Okay, and 'thanks for giving a shit' is Joanie-speak for 'I value your opinion greatly, especially when it concerns my well-being because I am often hard-headed and stubborn.' You better entertain me when you're on the road. [OMG insert # here]

Sounds kinky. We might be back telling Dr. Kiki about our failed experiments with biting during sex. No, Josie, it's not okay to tell Nick about me. WTF?! Yes, obviously. Please do.

Why would you need it?

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wickedwicker
2010-06-30 03:57 pm UTC (link)

My head is not hard. [...] But the rest of that is fairly accurate. Though I think your translator is biased in your favor. I promise I'll keep you entertained the whole time. I'll send pictures of the road as it passes.

We are not. That was still retarded. Now if we ever have to go back there, we'll be "that weird couple." And I was just asking to make sure you were okay with it to be, you know, nice.

I'm not sure. Maybe I could train it to fight crime or something and be my sidekick.

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:06 pm UTC (link)

It is a pretty hard noggin' you've there, literally and figuratively. My translator is completely unbiased. Whoa, pictures of the road? Sounds hot. ~~Zzzzzz...~~

Like we're already not "that weird couple"? You being nice. Let me take a screenshot of that. Though I probably get more niceness than most, and to that I feel rewarded.

If it involves you in a catsuit, I'm in and so is my soul.

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wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:13 pm UTC (link)

I still wear a crash helmet when I ride my bike, so I don't need to hear that. Also it is not. You, sir, are lying. And they will be the hottest road pictures you've ever seen.

~~Are we even~~ No, I think that prize goes to ~~Dracula and Mina~~ ... I don't know of any couples here. Beauty and the Beast, maybe. You can preserve that niceness for years to come, and I'll bring it up if you ever whine.

I'll see what I can arrange.

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)

Just block your ears, like you usually do when I talk. Madam, I am not lying to you! I can't help it if I put what you say into the Joanie-translator and that's how it comes out! Oh, I bet they'll be hot. So hot I might need to jump into a cold shower. Wait 'till you see what I'm going to send you.

Tale as old as time. You want me to serenade you? Yeah, that'd be great. "Remember that time I was nice to you, and it wasn't even in real life. It was on the fucking internet."

Many thanks.

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wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:26 pm UTC (link)

I do not block my ears when you talk. That's an exaggeration, I just ignore the dumb things you say. Also you can, your Joanie-translator is broken. You need a native speaker to fix it, and I just might be inclined to fudge my translations. And you'll get a lot of use out of your shower with these pictures. If I see a tree? You won't be able to walk for an hour, guaranteed. Bring it on.

I think you'd break another rib, so I'm going to go with "no." Hey I've been nice at other times! I am so nice to you, you should feel lucky. Especially now that you're hurt ~~because of me~~ you're getting royal treatment.

You're very welcome.

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:32 pm UTC (link)

'I just might be inclined to fudge my translations' = I'm pouting right now. Holy shit, a tree? It is so on. You might need to change your panties after what I send you. ...and do that away from Luther, as much as the guy needs to get laid, I'd rather it not be you.

Good, because I can't sing anyway. Wait, is this royal treatment? You're going to kick me to the curb when my ribs heal?

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	Re: 904/703 wickedwicker 2010-06-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not pouting! ~~Do you read minds?~~ Also I look forward to seeing your efforts. [...] Oh gross. I do not want to think about whether or not Luther needs to get laid, that's just...ew. It's like somebody saying that about my uncle. No, but as I've warned, biting is still a possibility. An even bigger one now thanks to your smartassery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	You pout 90% of the time so it's a fair assumption. Hey, I have to make this trip interesting for you somehow. Sorry, I won't bring up how your uncle needs to get laid, ever again. I can think of better things you can do with that mouth of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 wickedwicker 2010-06-30 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	No I don't. And that is so kind of you to take on that responsibility. Truly you are my Superman. Good. Don't. Ever. "Whistling a jaunty tune" better be at the number one spot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	You're my Superwoman, so I guess it balances out. Because I actually like that you're a woman, thank you. ~~How about if I bring up~~ ~~More like you need~~ ~~Nevermind~~ Have a good trip. Be safe. Don't die. Oh ho! Of course it is ~~not~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 wickedwicker 2010-06-30 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	We could conquer the world and make them all dance for our amusement. Number one on my list once your burn and ribs heal. Thanks. You take care of yourself. Though I can always tell you this when I see you in person so I have an incidence of being nice that isn't over the forum. You're such a gentleman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 tiger_says_rawr 2010-06-30 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's number one on your list? Well, okay. If you insist. I'm pretty sure we could effectively take over the world. Yeah, I'd prefer you tell me in person too, and kiss me goodbye. Sounds like a plan. I was raised right. ~~ROFL again~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 904/703 wickedwicker 2010-06-30 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Taking over the world is a wonderful dream. Think of all the free stuff we'd have. And I can grant that wish. I'll be up in a few. Clearly. You are just so perfect in every way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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