A small cardboard box is left outside apartment 1204. On its side, "Caution: Medical Supplies" is hand-written in red marker. It's secured with clear packing tape.
The box contains four things: - A fake prescription. - An excessively silly hat. - An elaborate curly straw. - A can of beer.
The prescription reads:
Consume one (1) beer with the aid of the included paraphernalia. Treatment works best when combined with a comedy movie of the patient's choice.
Should this treatment fail to alleviate the patient's blue mood, further treatments will be required.