|Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,|
@ 2010-06-05 21:42:00
|Entry tags:||moriarty, wicked witch|
A small cardboard box is left outside apartment 1204. On its side, "Caution: Medical Supplies" is hand-written in red marker. It's secured with clear packing tape.
The box contains four things:
- A fake prescription.
- An excessively silly hat.
- An elaborate curly straw.
- A can of beer.
The prescription reads:
Consume one (1) beer with the aid of the included paraphernalia. Treatment works best when combined with a comedy movie of the patient's choice.
Should this treatment fail to alleviate the patient's blue mood, further treatments will be required.