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A small cardboard box is left outside apartment 1204. On its side, "Caution: Medical Supplies" is hand-written in red marker. It's secured with clear packing tape.

The box contains four things:
- A fake prescription.
- An excessively silly hat.
- An elaborate curly straw.
- A can of beer.

The prescription reads:

Consume one (1) beer with the aid of the included paraphernalia. Treatment works best when combined with a comedy movie of the patient's choice.

Should this treatment fail to alleviate the patient's blue mood, further treatments will be required.