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jonathan worth ([info]dierache) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-13 19:00:00

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can't hurt Upon doing a little reading on the boards, I've found consistently that the tenants here seem to have had little to no luck with the police. It wasn't my intention to advertise within the building, but under those circumstances, I see no reason not to.

I do private detective work. If anyone has the sort of problem they would generally go to the police for, feel free to stop by my office ([address]). You can always try me at my apartment, as well, though I'd prefer to know in advance if you plan on stopping in.

I specialize in homicide and missing persons, and I do not do divorce work.

I also won't spy on your spouse for you.

That caveat aside, I'll take on almost any kind of case. And, in case you were wondering, my fee for tenants in the building is nothing. I'd rather see some facsimile of harmony maintained than take your money.



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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
that wasn't what i asked, but We all do what we have to.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:39 am UTC (link)
I guess.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:39 am UTC (link)
Does the island have a name?

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
[Pause.]

Something exotic that doesn't have the word 'coconut' in it.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:41 am UTC (link)
That's specific of you. Aversion to coconut?

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:42 am UTC (link)
Gets stuck in my teeth.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:44 am UTC (link)
Does the person living on it have a name? Not Coco, I hope, that would be too ironic.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:45 am UTC (link)
Iris. I can be ironic.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:46 am UTC (link)
I'm Jonathan, which is in no way ironic.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:47 am UTC (link)
No, I can't think how it would be.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
I cede the irony mantle to you. Wear it well.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:50 am UTC (link)
I wear everything well.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
As of yet, I have no proof of that.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
Island, remember?

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:54 am UTC (link)
Sorry, forgot. I guess we'll never know.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 03:55 am UTC (link)
I guess not.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 03:57 am UTC (link)
Do you ever leave the island? For supplies, perhaps?

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 04:09 am UTC (link)
Sometimes. But I'm not telling you my schedule.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]dierache
2010-05-14 04:10 am UTC (link)
Then hopefully I'll see you sometime in the outside world.

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Re: 206/1204
[info]nightmrholmes
2010-05-14 04:11 am UTC (link)
Maybe.

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