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jonathan worth ([info]dierache) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-13 19:00:00

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Entry tags:christine daaƩ, dr. watson, ichabod crane, moriarty, wicked witch

can't hurt Upon doing a little reading on the boards, I've found consistently that the tenants here seem to have had little to no luck with the police. It wasn't my intention to advertise within the building, but under those circumstances, I see no reason not to.

I do private detective work. If anyone has the sort of problem they would generally go to the police for, feel free to stop by my office ([address]). You can always try me at my apartment, as well, though I'd prefer to know in advance if you plan on stopping in.

I specialize in homicide and missing persons, and I do not do divorce work.

I also won't spy on your spouse for you.

That caveat aside, I'll take on almost any kind of case. And, in case you were wondering, my fee for tenants in the building is nothing. I'd rather see some facsimile of harmony maintained than take your money.



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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:43 am UTC (link)
Until you have a dozen socks with none to match them and you wake up to find your TV missing.

Bigalow? I do aspire to one day solve a badly acted mystery in an elaborate parlor scene.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
True. But a game isn't really fun unless somebody ends up destitute.

Then if I ever find one, I will surely have an invitation sent to you.

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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:59 am UTC (link)
So you're more fond of gambling?

I wait with bated breath.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-14 03:01 am UTC (link)
Oh wait, did I say "somebody"? I meant "the person that isn't me." Sorry about that.

I think you're supposed to see a dentist for that.

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