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jonathan worth ([info]dierache) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-13 19:00:00

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can't hurt Upon doing a little reading on the boards, I've found consistently that the tenants here seem to have had little to no luck with the police. It wasn't my intention to advertise within the building, but under those circumstances, I see no reason not to.

I do private detective work. If anyone has the sort of problem they would generally go to the police for, feel free to stop by my office ([address]). You can always try me at my apartment, as well, though I'd prefer to know in advance if you plan on stopping in.

I specialize in homicide and missing persons, and I do not do divorce work.

I also won't spy on your spouse for you.

That caveat aside, I'll take on almost any kind of case. And, in case you were wondering, my fee for tenants in the building is nothing. I'd rather see some facsimile of harmony maintained than take your money.



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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 01:43 am UTC (link)
It's only practical. People should feel they have somewhere to go when things go wrong.

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[info]still_lotte
2010-05-14 01:46 am UTC (link)
But you could still charge - it's nice that you aren't. Hopefully people will keep it in mind. Though why would they need a

I didn't realize someone had moved in though - I'm Lotte, obviously down the hall.

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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:28 am UTC (link)
I hope so as well.

Good to meet you, Lotte. I'm afraid I haven't been very good about introducing myself to my neighbors.

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[info]still_lotte
2010-05-14 02:30 am UTC (link)
I've been busy and not on the forums [...] that much lately. I didn't catch your name...?

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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:44 am UTC (link)
I'm even worse at introductions than I thought. Jonathan.

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[info]still_lotte
2010-05-14 02:46 am UTC (link)
No - it's fine! Sorry. It's nice to meet you though. And to have a quiet neighbor

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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:48 am UTC (link)
You can't apologize to an apology. I think there's a rule.

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[info]still_lotte
2010-05-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
There is? I didn't meant to I'm so

[...]

I never heard of it. But if there is then I...take it back. But It is alright though.

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[info]dierache
2010-05-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
It was a joke.

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[info]still_lotte
2010-05-14 03:00 am UTC (link)
[...]

People normally do say I say it unnecessarily.

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