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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-08 21:28:00

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I heard that New York has great bars. Want to find one? ~~I need a fucking drink.~~

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wickedwicker
2010-05-09 02:12 am UTC (link)

~~I was thinking Vicodin, but pop culture says that might make it worse.~~

I think there's a central coordination center for frat boys that disperses them evenly in every bar in America so everybody can feel the love.

I was planning on just walking in one direction and then stopping at the first bar that doesn't look like it's drenched in AIDS. Unless you know of a decent one.

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	arcere 2010-05-09 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Is that why they all look exactly the same? No, I don't leave this room so I can't tell north from south. What time were you planning on leaving? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wickedwicker 2010-05-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I think they have scientists that clone douchey fratboys all day and all night. As soon as possible. Can you get your handbag and makeup ready in 15 minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arcere 2010-05-09 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, but I'll need at least an hour to look good. I'll be there in five. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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