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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West ([info]wickedwicker) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-08 21:28:00

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I heard that New York has great bars. Want to find one? I need a fucking drink.


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[info]arcere
2010-05-09 01:45 am UTC (link)
And you only just heard this? Why are you asking me?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
Why are you such an ass? Because I really need a fucking drink right now and I think you might need one, too. Thus the invitation.

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[info]arcere
2010-05-09 02:01 am UTC (link)
It's in my blood What I really need is a way to turn this building off. Permanently. Drinking is only a temporary solution.

And I don't drink I'm not paying If you really need and enjoy my company, I'll go. But I'm not drinking much.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-09 02:04 am UTC (link)
There's a pill for that. Temporary is good for me. It's better than not at all.

It's an acquired taste, and I don't think anybody alive has the patience to do so. Fine. I just thought I'd extend the invitation. If you want to stay sober, you can make sure I don't get date raped by a frat boy looking to earn his stripes.

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[info]arcere
2010-05-09 02:09 am UTC (link)
What, cyanide?

What kind of bar are we going to that panders to that demographic?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-09 02:12 am UTC (link)
I was thinking Vicodin, but pop culture says that might make it worse.

I think there's a central coordination center for frat boys that disperses them evenly in every bar in America so everybody can feel the love.

I was planning on just walking in one direction and then stopping at the first bar that doesn't look like it's drenched in AIDS. Unless you know of a decent one.

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[info]arcere
2010-05-09 02:18 am UTC (link)
Is that why they all look exactly the same?

No, I don't leave this room so I can't tell north from south. What time were you planning on leaving?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-05-09 02:19 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I think they have scientists that clone douchey fratboys all day and all night.

As soon as possible. Can you get your handbag and makeup ready in 15 minutes?

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[info]arcere
2010-05-09 02:26 am UTC (link)
Sorry, but I'll need at least an hour to look good.

I'll be there in five.

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