Beacon Hills Panfandom RP

I should put this out there right now.

If you meet me, for the love of sanity, do not try to shake my hand. Or hug me.

Friendly people are great and all but I really do not need the migraine.

Okay. I've got a serious question here. So, I have these two friends from home who are both here with me. Back home, they're both married with a kid. I get here, and they've got no idea what the hell I'm talking about, and I look like a crazy person.

Is this normal for around here?

Seriously? Freaking seriously? I don't have time for this shit. Yay, magical portals, really nice town you got here, now send me back home. I have someone I have to get back to, and things that are much more important than this crap.