Title: Lord Help Us
Characters/Pairing: Dean/Castiel, Samantha
Word Count: ~3,200
Rating: This is BBTP folks
Warnings: Sam=Samantha but she doesn’t do anything Sam wouldn’t do. I consider AU a required warning.
Summary: Sir Castiel DeNova exercises his right of prima nocta when two of his subjects are arranged in marriage.
Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with the show at all, which seriously needs to be addressed.
A/N: Historically accurate in A Knight’s Tale kind of way. Thanks to my darling wifey Wildepet for the beta, even if we hold differing opinions on commas. I play kind of fast and loose with additional names, I think Hunith actually has some Merlin association but it doesn’t hurt to use it here.