hi guys! it took me forever and a month to get here, but i finally had a chance to do it, so here we go.
this is joni hyde, aka spider-woman, aka a bacon loving erratic ball of unstable energy. she hails from northumberland england, but has been living in the states for quite a while. currently she's working as a PI for an unnamed source, but will eventually branch off to do bigger and better things with her life. when she's not on the clock, she generally can be found at any coffee shop or any good bar with a great selection of craft beer, shopping for really annoying outfits and accessories for her cat, or volunteering at a local dog shelter because she believes in at least doing one good thing with her life. she uses heavy sarcasm as a weapon and often hides behind it because she doesn't want people to see what a mess she actually is, but otherwise she's an ok person. inappropriate, sarcastic, and weird after midnight, but otherwise she's ok.
this is short and sweet because it's like 7:30 in the morning and i'm cold, but basically she could use everything. she lives with yoink (i believe, if you're still down??) and has a connection spiderwebs, but otherwise is pretty open! she's openly queer leaning, so past dates with ladies probably gone awry due to something strange and unusual. uhm...pretty much anything with anybody, she's an open book just waiting to latch on to people lovingly.