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Tweak says, "Shiver with antici......pation"

Pepper is (hisonething) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-02-10 18:58:00

Entry tags:

- network, pepper potts, tony stark

Pirates smell bad. I just wanted to say that.

[Tony]
BRISKET!! Now!! And sauerkraut. Also, I punched Jack Sparrow in the face.

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the_iron_man
2019-02-11 12:36 am UTC (link)

Hi. Anyone stuck on some rickety old boat is going to be stinky.

[Pepperony]

Where are you putting all this? I mean the belly obviously but you're still so statuesque and hot and can we have Parker over for dinner? Don't eat him. I mean for brisket, and the sauerkraut that we won't be eating but you will.

NO FAIR. Ever since crossing paths with Steve the Pirate down in accounting, talking about his booty and counting funds too, I've wanted to punch a pirate in the face.

Also, that mental picture is so hot.

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	hisonething 2019-02-11 12:46 am UTC (link)
	It's still gross. [Pepperony] Yes. By all means. I'd like to meet Peter. You're so weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-02-11 12:49 am UTC (link)

Steve got to play in a zombie apocalypse, and that's grosser than gross.

[Pepperony]

He stayed over two nights before Jane pissed off the Reality Stone. I think he was scared of the preggo and his brain was overloaded with broken universe, so he hid in his room until we set him up at 30 Warren.

You're weird for liking my weird. And my weird likes that you punched Jack Sparrow. How epic is that?

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	hisonething 2019-02-11 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Somehow I can see him actually enjoying being in that scenario. [Pepperony] He was here? You just like when I'm mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-02-11 01:03 am UTC (link)

Probably.

[Pepperony]

Yeah. Did I forget to say it? I popped off an email. I hope I didn't forget to hit send while I was trying to talk and get things set up for the kid. I better check the drafts.

Ok, so I forgot to hit send. Sue me. He was quiet, you didn't notice anything. If anything went wrong, you'd have a really talkative teenage version of me, minus the whole partying on the side part of college at that age.

Are you gonna be mean to me about not emailing you to let you know?

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	Pepperony hisonething 2019-02-11 01:28 am UTC (link)
	It's kind of long after the fact for me to yell at you and you're notorious for not hitting Send. However, I am not a general, a senator or the CEO of another company and I know why you "forget" to his Send. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2019-02-11 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey, nope. NOPE. I hit send on plenty of stuff. And sometimes I even send memes. Especially to generals, senators, or CEOs of other companies. Did you want anything with that brisket or is it just a meaty gut bomb with a side of gas for you tonight, honey bunny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2019-02-11 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	What you hit Send with repeatedly aren't typically anything I want anyone else to see. Potatoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2019-02-12 09:09 am UTC (link)
	Oops? What kind of potatoes? The mashed kind, the French fried kind, the baked kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2019-02-12 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	You can't possibly tell me that your phone accidentally took a picture down the front of your pants and sitting on it accidentally sent said picture to just me. Mashed. With sauerkraut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2019-02-13 01:15 am UTC (link)
	It fell. You can blame gravity and button placement. Kinda threw up in my mouth a little right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2019-02-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh. Good thing it's not for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)