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Tweak says, "Who wants a xandwitch?"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-01-20 13:00:00

Entry tags:

- private, clint barton, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, steve rogers, tony stark

[private to Pep, Steve, Nat, & Clint]

[Pep]

[Steve]

[Nat]

[Clint]

~~hop on the blame train and yell at me while you~~

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	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I have the requisite healthy amount of skepticism at the idea that I could make Steve blush; I don't think it's ever occurred to him to look at me and see a sexual being. And I don't taser people for gawking. Also, is this a list of things you're asking if I still have on me, or is this a list of things you're offering to make me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Nat/Tony

the_iron_man
2019-01-20 10:30 pm UTC (link)

Steve's nicely weird that way. No comment on the tasing since, YAY, you didn't tase me before the Expo! Stark: 1 Taser: 0

What it is, is a list of things stuck in the team storage and things I can upgrade in under 48 hours if I hit the javabot harder than I already am. You want? Circle one: Y/N/M

Also, do you still like me? Y/N/FU

Don't let the teacher see you passing this note back to me or they'll read it out loud to the rest of the class.

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	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, why not. I'd like to take a look. Am I supposed to have a problem with you? There's really only a few grudges in my life that I've held onto with extreme prejudice and you've never been one of them, but if there's a reason why you feel like you should be on my Arya list... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Okie dokie. Let's pencil in a time for this week. Let me put on my sexiest sexretary outfit and pull out my appointment book. Monday at 3 PM good for you, or do you only emerge under the cover of darkness? Is everything super clandestine with you? Inquiring minds need to know. That Y/N/FU was a joke, Nat. ~~Maybe.~~ I think I'm on enough kill lists already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Nat/Tony

hourglasss
2019-01-20 10:42 pm UTC (link)

I'm currently laying on the couch in a pair of sweatpants, eating pie with my hands instead of a fork and messaging you while marathoning Game of Thrones because this universe is an entire season ahead of the one I came from and I was a season behind anyway. So - no, not always clandestine, and yes, Monday at three sounds fine.

You are, huh? Need me to beat anybody up for you?

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	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I can beat 'em up myself. But if you wanna help, I'm not going to say no. That's....more information than you usually share with me. Wait. You're doing this without some bad guy's head crushed between your thighs while you barely bat an eyelash? This mental picture doesn't compute. What kinda pie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Name some names, I'll see what I can do. Assisting the elderly probably counts as community service. Apple. It's very good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, no names. BTW, I still have a perky ass. Someone can pry my Ass Kicking Badge out of my cold, dead, wrinkle and liver-spotted hand. You eating apple pie is surprisingly wholesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Would you be more comfortable if it had been boysenberry or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes, I would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, then it's boysenberry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	My entire world view feels warm and fuzzy now. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I do what I can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-21 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey. I never got a chance to say this to you anywhere else. So, for what it's worth. What happened after Leipzig - the Raft, all of that. Wasn't your fault. I hope very much no one's made you feel like it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-21 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Nat. Everyone was doing what they thought was right, and I realized how fast Ross was hauling ass down his own warpath too late. Losing my shit in Siberia was my bad. I just wish I didn't find that out by watching the snuff flick on VHS, but what's done was done. We'll talk about it more at 3 PM. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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