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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-01-20 13:00:00

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Entry tags:- private, clint barton, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, steve rogers, tony stark

[private to Pep, Steve, Nat, & Clint]



    [Pep]

    Hi, honey! No pressure, but is there any timeline on the wedding? I hope you told the printers that shotguns are optional on the invites.


    [Steve]

    Hi, Cap. Was wondering if you wanted to pop in and oh, I don't know, get a fill in on what's happened? Poke each other with word sticks? Look at me, unamused yet still deeply contemplative, like you think I should feel bad about something but I don't know what it is because I'm me? You know. Whatever. Whenever.


    [Nat]

    Hey you. I'm supposed to be working but I'm taking a breather from going cross-eyed at holo screens. Shhh. Don't go all double agent and tell the CEO.

    I was wondering if you need kitted out again in case shit goes shitty, as shit sometimes shittily does?


    [Clint]

    Hey, Legolas. I still have some of your stuff. Thought maybe you might want it or want to donate it to a trick shot archery club. You wanna hop on the blame train and yell at me while you come take a look at it?

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I think you're going to have to come up with some creative apologies there.

Wednesday is fine.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 01:16 am UTC (link)
Thanks. If I'm bloodied, you know, tell Friday to send someone up with a mop. That's a slip hazard. I need one of those yellow foldy signs so it's not a lab hazard.

Anyhoo. Gathering he's still pissed. On a scale of one to ten, does Clint's pissed hit eleven?

You don't know that reference, do you.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 01:35 am UTC (link)
He won't damage you too much. He likes Pepper.

Yeah, it's Spinal Tap. I haven't seen it, but it's been explained to me.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 01:52 am UTC (link)
I can suit up with a thought now. I think I'll be ok. He might hit the jugular before I can so you know, you're on shout-out duty to call for a janitor.

I know to stick to using my words not my blasty fists, because adulting. I'm semi-quasi-good(ish) at adulting.

What I'm not good at is someone else explaining pop culture references to you. No fair. Did they tell you about a Stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf?

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 01:58 am UTC (link)
Uh. No.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:11 am UTC (link)
Ok, well? That was a thing.

I'm getting Nat and Clint geared up again, since their stuff keeps getting ganked by other thems. You want to take a look at the rest of the stuff stored at the HQ and see if there's anything needed to fill in the blanks?

[inventory list]

Aunt Peg's probably given you your shield back, so you're good on that front. If you want anything else, I'll have it ready to pick up when you come in for a damage check.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
Yeah I have the shield back. She took good care of her. Don't call her aunt.

I'll give it a look then let you know before Wednesday. Ok?

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:25 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's fine. I don't know what the hell else is going to happen here or when or if Thanos will come back, so better safe than sorry.

You can blame Howard for the Aunt Peggy part. Because from age tiny to pre-teen, that's what I knew her as. He was probably drunk and thought it was a joke, but everyone rolled with it and she's Aunt Peg. Ask her. She'll back me up on this.

Oh god this is gonna suck so hard if Peggy starts making "Don't talk to your uncle Steve like that" jokes.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 02:13 pm UTC (link)
I kinda doubt this Peggy would know that, Tony.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh no, this Peggy knows it. She's pulled the 'don't you talk that way around Aunt Peggy, mister' card on me already.

Just ask her.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:12 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I want to know.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
You might not want to. It might make things weird...er.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
But now I'm curious about adolescent Tony Stark.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Me and my big mouth.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Break out the photo album and I promise to give you the disappointed puppy look.

Yes, I know what you guys call it.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Uh oh. Nat told you didn't she?

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:30 pm UTC (link)
I will not reveal my sources.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh please, who else is going to tell you that?

Did you know she was the one sticking the coffee grounds down the garbage disposal? Because yeah. She did that.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I never asked. Plausible deniability.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Side-eyeing you now.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm smiling innocently at you now.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Yep, I bet. As innocent as bake sales at church. You know, one of those places that I'd incinerate on contact with if I tried to step foot near them.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:40 pm UTC (link)
That's the one.

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Stony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Still don't trust that.

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Stony
[info]_shieldless_
2019-01-21 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Because you're jaded.

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Stony - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-01-22 12:19 am UTC

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