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Tweak says, "Hogwarts class of '44!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-01-20 13:00:00

Entry tags:

- private, clint barton, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, steve rogers, tony stark

[private to Pep, Steve, Nat, & Clint]

[Pep]

[Steve]

[Nat]

[Clint]

~~hop on the blame train and yell at me while you~~

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	Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Reading between the lines here: what did you do. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony the_iron_man 2019-01-20 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Be me. That's what. I'm always doing something. In this case? I was going through the equipment manifests and seeing if there was anything anyone might need. You know. Getting the jump on spring cleaning. Don't you spring clean? You're messy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	As ever, I applaud the not at all subtle deflection there. I crashed in mid-brawl, so I’m a little light on mags. Tasers are fine. Would never say no to a set of knives if they’re cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2019-01-20 09:46 pm UTC (link)

My armor is Teflon coated.

The manifest literally says that, so I know you filled it out yourself.

Yep, cute knives are there, and thigh straps for knives. Those thigh straps don't cover the WTF amount of knives listed here for each suit, so wow, not sure where you're pulling all of those from. Discreet gun holsters, so the bad guys won't know where you're pulling your guns from either. Slinky spy suits that shouldn't hide that many guns or knives. Tasers for anyone that gawks at slinky spy suits, wondering where the hell you keep this stuff....

You were either trying to make me laugh or Steve blush. Maybe both.

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	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	I have the requisite healthy amount of skepticism at the idea that I could make Steve blush; I don't think it's ever occurred to him to look at me and see a sexual being. And I don't taser people for gawking. Also, is this a list of things you're asking if I still have on me, or is this a list of things you're offering to make me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2019-01-20 10:30 pm UTC (link)

Steve's nicely weird that way. No comment on the tasing since, YAY, you didn't tase me before the Expo! Stark: 1 Taser: 0

What it is, is a list of things stuck in the team storage and things I can upgrade in under 48 hours if I hit the javabot harder than I already am. You want? Circle one: Y/N/M

Also, do you still like me? Y/N/FU

Don't let the teacher see you passing this note back to me or they'll read it out loud to the rest of the class.

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	Nat/Tony hourglasss 2019-01-20 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, why not. I'd like to take a look. Am I supposed to have a problem with you? There's really only a few grudges in my life that I've held onto with extreme prejudice and you've never been one of them, but if there's a reason why you feel like you should be on my Arya list... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	cant_miss 2019-01-20 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~You know how long it's been since I shot a~~ Yeah sure. Mine leftover from the parade of Clint's or did you get it from the government after they took it off me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2019-01-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)

~~I don't know what you do in your free time ok, I just thought~~ Ok cool.

~~Yeah knew you couldn't resist barbed comments about that so~~ Yeah, you get the sloppy...thirds. I lost count. I don't know how you feel about other you's fondling your own junk. Maybe a little skeezy? BUT: I'm looking at churning out upgrades off those old specs, so take a look at what's left and let me know if there's anything you need to fill in the blanks for now:

[manifest including a bow, arrows, guns, ammo, and armor for archers]

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	cant_miss 2019-01-20 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Everybody knows it's not dirty if you're only playing with yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-01-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on if someone's watching or not. Wow, this conversation went in a whole other direction. One that's about to continue when I ask if you want to meet this week to pick up what's left of your toys, big boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cant_miss 2019-01-21 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I'll come by. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-01-21 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I got Nat on the schedule for Monday at 3. What day and time's good for you? I can rig up some upgrades if you want to drop by Tuesday or Wednesday. Nat wants cute knives. You want some cute knives too? 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Pepperony hisonething 2019-01-21 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm still working on a dress, and the menu, and the guest list/seating. The thing you put inside me that won't let me sleep is due in April so yeah. UNDER PRESSURE HERE (Reply to this) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2019-01-21 12:18 am UTC (link)

I think maybe you might be kinda sorta hinting that you want the future hubster to help out. Possibly. What do you need help with? Seating? No one but you next to me. Problem solved. Menu? I like food. Let me help with the menu.

Hey! You know what can't be helped? Morgan Stanley Stark. He needs a penthouse and you've got a studio apartment in there. You can't expect him to be happy about that.

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	Pepperony hisonething 2019-01-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Tony (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2019-01-21 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Pepper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2019-01-21 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Do you want me to get out the bold font? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2019-01-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I like it when you whip things out at me. Bold things. 😚 Seriously though. I know food. What are you thinking? Brainstorm me, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)