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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2019-01-20 13:00:00

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Entry tags:- private, clint barton, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, steve rogers, tony stark

[private to Pep, Steve, Nat, & Clint]



    [Pep]

    Hi, honey! No pressure, but is there any timeline on the wedding? I hope you told the printers that shotguns are optional on the invites.


    [Steve]

    Hi, Cap. Was wondering if you wanted to pop in and oh, I don't know, get a fill in on what's happened? Poke each other with word sticks? Look at me, unamused yet still deeply contemplative, like you think I should feel bad about something but I don't know what it is because I'm me? You know. Whatever. Whenever.


    [Nat]

    Hey you. I'm supposed to be working but I'm taking a breather from going cross-eyed at holo screens. Shhh. Don't go all double agent and tell the CEO.

    I was wondering if you need kitted out again in case shit goes shitty, as shit sometimes shittily does?


    [Clint]

    Hey, Legolas. I still have some of your stuff. Thought maybe you might want it or want to donate it to a trick shot archery club. You wanna hop on the blame train and yell at me while you come take a look at it?

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 12:37 am UTC (link)
Do you want me to get out the bold font?

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
I like it when you whip things out at me. Bold things. 😚

Seriously though. I know food. What are you thinking? Brainstorm me, baby.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 12:46 am UTC (link)
We need appetizers. Salad. Soups. Vegetables. Beef. Chicken. Vegetarian. After dinner hors d'oeuvres. And all of it needs to be settled before I'm exploding.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 01:12 am UTC (link)
Ok, before you explode. Got it. You want full on fancy, right? Or like casual foods made fancy? I can look on Pinterest, but if I say yum to Gruyere mac n' cheese baked on individual swoopy spoons with panko topping, you're probably gonna say no at me.

Appetizers: ezpz. Throw down some high priced things on skewers and crostini with stuff squirted or chopped up on it. Maybe slap some gravlax on crackers or fancy Pop-Tarts in there for the Asgard peeps. Dropping a goat on a bonfire might be overkill, but hey, I don't know if that's part of their wedding shindigs or not.

Salad: Hi. These are usually green.

Soup: Cups or bowls? Because if you go too rich with that stuff, cup please. Otherwise I get burpy and I have to save room for cake. I also don't want to get a muffin top. My pants are like Baby Bear from Goldilocks. Not too big or too small. They're fitted just right with no room to spare.

Vegetables: Kinda think these are usually green too, but sometimes you get a little bit of rainbow in it. Like yellow, orange, red, or purple. Eggplants are purple. They're one of the best emojis too. You know what that also stands for, since hi, I texted you the eggplant emoji yesterday and you're toting Morgan Citibank Stark in you right now. We made that. Thanks, eggplant.

Beef and Chicken: Yes.

Vegetarian: Wanda. She was (is?) working at a vegan cafe. Wanda would know about that stuff. I think I had cake there. I remember it was really good, whatever it was.

Whores Devors: I like figgy brie baked tidbitty things with champagne, but I'm open to whatever.

Cake: Yes please.

I helped!

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Re: Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 01:31 am UTC (link)
oh my god

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 01:42 am UTC (link)
You love me and you know it. You stuck a hand over your face but you smiled a little behind it. Followed by shaking your head a lot. Admit it. I know you.

Look, honey? It's gonna be ok. We'll get that caterer from that energy luncheon from like, a year or so ago. You said they were good. You got a basic list of things up there to work with, right? Right. We're good.

You also can talk to Wanda for the vegetarian part. Seriously. That was a nice place.

You wanna do this inside or outside in a tent? I mean obviously not now because brrr. Want me to make some calls and get a list going, so you don't stress pop Morgan Charles Schwab Stark out all of a sudden?

None of these names are as good as Morgan Chase was. At least that one sounded zippy. I'm gonna open up my peechee folder and write names with hearts around them until I find one that looks right.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 01:57 am UTC (link)
Fine. All of that.

But what if I go into labor during the ceremony?

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:03 am UTC (link)
Ok how about TRY NOT TO maybe? We're doing this before April. Aren't we? Like, you're not going to go all early labor or anything, are you? I think there'll be at least one doctor there. Do you need me to do the wedding? Hire a wedding planner? To PLAN THINGS?

You need help. I can call in Aunt Peg too. She's great at organizing stuff and wrangling me in with a look. Maybe it'll hint hint about her and Cap tying the knot one day. That'd be good for them. We have to think about our senior citizens.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 02:05 am UTC (link)
Steve and Peggy are together finally? That's fantastic!

Now I'm crying.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:14 am UTC (link)
I guess so? I haven't asked. Strange drive-by portal mentioned that he took Cap to Aunt Peg, so just whoa right there. No crying! It's ok. Happy thoughts. Little birdhouse in your soul thoughts.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 02:18 am UTC (link)
That's why I'm crying! It's so sweet!

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
I don't know this for sure! Don't get all excited. Maybe...I don't know, ask her? If I do it, it's going to get all sorts of weird. Just because Howard and all "This is your Aunt Peggy" that one Xmas and I didn't know she wasn't my real aunt until high school. Early high school.

I didn't even have a peechee folder. I just know that one kid did and he drew a battle axe in the basketball player's hand and I thought that was kinda badass.

Are you still crying? Do you need me to come up there and give you a shoulder rub?

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 02:24 am UTC (link)
Yes. Please?

And bring wings.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
Wild guess. You want me to pick up the wings, because hubbing that grub is not gonna be good enough. You got it. I'll suit up and get you wings.

You want that spicy or mild, and what kind of dip on the side? Ranch or Blue Cheese. You want that boneless or bonerish?

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh! There's this place in the Bronx that makes them that's perfect! Kind of sweet and spicy. Bleu Cheese.

Don't be crass. Bone in.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 10:56 pm UTC (link)
I know that place! I'm on it.

Also? Ha ha. I knew you liked the bone. #crassyass

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 11:13 pm UTC (link)
You are sleeping on the couch.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
You like my cuddles too much. And that I am the best late night delivery service there is if you get weird cravings.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Fair point. Then hurry home with those cuddles.

And the wings.

See my priorities?

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Let me save these spec upgrades so Friday can start fabricating them for me.
Two minutes tops until I'm off the roof and heading to the Bronx. Then I'm giving you wings and cuddles.

Can I break windows on the way there or is that a no no?

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Whatever.

No breaking the sound barrier.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Amending: Flying to the Bronx with a pouty lower lip.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 11:33 pm UTC (link)
You'll live.

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Pepperony
[info]the_iron_man
2019-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm dying inside flying the speed limit.

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Pepperony
[info]hisonething
2019-01-21 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Just think about holding Morgan Freeman Stark.

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Pepperony - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-01-21 11:35 pm UTC
Pepperony - [info]hisonething, 2019-01-21 11:40 pm UTC
Pepperony - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-01-21 11:41 pm UTC
Pepperony - [info]hisonething, 2019-01-21 11:44 pm UTC
Pepperony - [info]the_iron_man, 2019-01-22 12:04 am UTC
Pepperony - [info]hisonething, 2019-01-22 12:15 am UTC

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