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Tweak says, "Hold me closer, Tiny Draco! "

Natalia Romanova (redledgerkiller) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-09-23 22:55:00

Entry tags:

- network, - private, bucky barnes, clint barton, natasha romanoff, tony stark

Fury

How are you holding up, considering everything that's happened?

James

Up for some training?

Tony

When am I getting my spear back?

Clint

I feel like you've been avoiding me.

Wanda

Checking in, how are you doing since coming home?

Peggy

Let's have lunch.

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	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	You've been avoiding me? My tender fee-fees are hurt, Barton. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't notice? Oh, man, I have fallen behind in my banter game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I got distracted. You know my face gets stuck in science if you're not sneaking in and snarking at me. I miss my dose of stealth sarcasm. Gimme. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	What? It's hard to hear you. You're muffled like your face is stuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well it isn't stuck on your ass, because I'm not kissing that just because this universe kicked you in the teeth too. Eat some applesauce and get over it, porkchop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, that turned dark fast. How're you holding up, Tony? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	You know me. #edgelord How am I doing? Great! If by great, we mean like total shit. Because maybe definitely shitty. I live in my lab. Where are you at these days? We should hang out. I miss you, Legolas. Speaking of pew pew, are you coming to the Battle Royale? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	#thathasmultiplemeaningsyknow Hmmm, let's see, if I take this right and these stairs, where will I wind up… [the video display shows him making his way down toward the lab] Wouldn't miss it. If any of my friends are going down, I'm going down with them. [a freebie there] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	#normaldarkplaceshitpostingcontext Uh oh. Suddenly feeling cornered. WaitwaitwaitWAITAMINUTE. So. You're going down on your friends. Wow, Barton. Sharing is caring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	So if I go through this door do I need to duck and roll? With, genius. Go down with. Though your way is a lot cheerfuller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Remember that scene in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade? Be the penitent man. My mind skipped past the usual and went right into the cheerful danger zone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	-> action? antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	And me without my fedora. [There's a funny echo effect as the knock on the video feed also happens in real life, and Clint is outside the lab] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	-> action? the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Loser. [There's a 'open sesame' to Friday and the door opens for Clint, minus the head rolling saw blades.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-01 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not entirely without tricks. [Clint walks in, strikes an obviously Dr-Strange-esque pose, does some even less Strangelike hand maneuvers, then pulls two sandwiches out of his pockets and offers one to Tony.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-01 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	[Tony barked out a laugh at the pose, taking the sandwich and opening up the bread to look at it. He's making sure it's not tainted somehow. Because it was handed to him and not by Pepper or Happy.] Shut up. You know I have issues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	<- icon doesn't make sense but just because antivillain_ 2018-10-02 12:07 am UTC (link)
	[spreads hands, one palm-outward, one sandwich-holding, peaceably] I figured you were just seeing what was in it. [Clint checks his own to see what Tony left him before taking a bite] Document this for Nat, will you? Me eating voluntarily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

<-LMFAO! Neither does mine

the_iron_man
2018-10-02 12:53 am UTC (link)

[stares at the camera after making sure nothing was tainted with drugs or bodily fluids]

Look, Nat. We're pretending to be humans.

[Tony takes what just might be the most sarcastic bite of a sandwich in the entire history of sandwiches being eaten. Then he looks as though he's having an epiphany.]

Why does no one eat tuna fish anymore? Is it the whole dolphins thing? Did we eat all the tuna? Is it because everyone likes it more when it's called ahi or yellowfin whatever it is they call it now? I just realized how fugly a word tuna is. It sounds like, if tubas were male or female, what a female tuba would be called. Why has no one realized this verbal bullshittery before?

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	antivillain_ 2018-10-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	[Clint raises his eyebrows at Tony and gives his own sandwich another careful look] Think there might be something in these after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-10-02 09:57 am UTC (link)
	[He eyes Clint suspiciously, and then sounds as though he is basted in sheer disbelief.] ...and you let me bite into it first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	antivillain_ 2018-10-02 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	[Cheekily grins and takes a huge bite of his own sandwich. Through a mouthful:] Now we can monitor each other. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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