Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} the_iron_man) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} avengers_net, |
[stares at the camera after making sure nothing was tainted with drugs or bodily fluids]
Look, Nat. We're pretending to be humans.
[Tony takes what just might be the most sarcastic bite of a sandwich in the entire history of sandwiches being eaten. Then he looks as though he's having an epiphany.]
Why does no one eat tuna fish anymore? Is it the whole dolphins thing? Did we eat all the tuna? Is it because everyone likes it more when it's called ahi or yellowfin whatever it is they call it now? I just realized how fugly a word tuna is. It sounds like, if tubas were male or female, what a female tuba would be called. Why has no one realized this verbal bullshittery before?