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Drax doesn't like being called a thesaurus. ([info]the_destroyer) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-08-15 12:48:00

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Entry tags:- network, drax, gamora, nebula, peter quill

Peter, who is not a man, yet not quite a dude, is sad and leaking profusely from his eyes. I suggest everyone leave him alone to wallow in his despair until he is man enough to use a Kleenex instead of his shirt.


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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

NOT COOL, DRAX!

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Cease yelling at me with large written words and yell at me as a true man would.

If not for the weakness pouring forth from your ocular cavities I would do so.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 07:54 pm UTC (link)
And there's like NOTHING between your .....ear cavities except ...NOTHING. FUCK.

I am having a MOMENT and I am ALLOWED that as a human BEING.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 07:59 pm UTC (link)
That is not true. I have thoughts between my ear cavities which are epic in scope and beyond your meager Terran comprehension.

Your moment has gone on for too long. You must seize a new moment and cease listening to the same song over and over. It is infuriating. I will find the source of this morose music and smash it!

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Don't you think about touching my Zune.

Drax.

You do not touch that.

That's an ORDER, do you understand, you walking piece of meat?!

The Bee Gees are LEGENDS.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:05 pm UTC (link)
You are far too late, Quill. I have claimed your Zune and departed.

You will never find me. I am now invisible.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:08 pm UTC (link)
I can hear your enormous elephant fingers typing on your phone. I know where you are. You have 10 seconds to give me back my fucking Zune.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:11 pm UTC (link)
That is a LIE, Quill. My fingers are silent like a soft wind which is unheard yet can be distinctly felt across one's nipples.

I have relocated. You will never find me. Your Zune is lost to you.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:14 pm UTC (link)
God, again with the nipples!!! You and your worthless nipples! They couldn't even feed someone!

...are you in the bathroom? JESUS! There's GERMS in there, you idiot!!! OPEN THE DOOR

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:15 pm UTC (link)
My nipples are NOT worthless! They are akin to Mantis' attenae. They prevent me from bumping into doors and warn me of dangers, such as suddenly shifting winds.

I can not open the door. I am using the facilities.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Disgusting. You're disgusting. You are a waste of space on this ship and now you're doing disgusting things WHILE HOLDING MY ZUNE.

Fuck.

I could kick your ass, you know that right. If we were in space, I'd jettison your ass right out there, just like a Ravager would.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:22 pm UTC (link)
I am not holding it. I dropped it already before I made use of said facilities. I can not type and use the facilities at the same time while holding your Zune. You do not make sense.

Further proof of your feeble senses? You told us the Ravagers would eat you. Not jettison you.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Found it. Loser. I'll put on a different song then, okay?

Ravagers jettison ADULTS. They EAT kids. You'd know that if you ever listened to me.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Stop yelling at me while I type this. I told you that the wet was water from the receptacle. It did not urinate on your Zune.

I listen to you. When it interests me.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:39 pm UTC (link)
...disgusting. You disgust me.

I have so many feelings of rage towards you right now. You suck so much. Putting the Bee Gees on again.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:40 pm UTC (link)
You will cease playing the same song over and over again! It will drive us all to a point of no return! Ending with madness and destruction.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:43 pm UTC (link)
You. Stop trying to shame people for having perfectly normal emotions just because you do not.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I have normal emotions. Inside me.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations now stop being race-centric.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:57 pm UTC (link)
I am not race-centric. You will revoke such an inciteful statement, you Zehoberei wonton.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Do you ever read or hear what comes out of your brain? Not that it would make a difference.

You're an idiot. And not because of your race, it's really just you.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 09:06 pm UTC (link)
My words come from my thoughts which reside in my brain. I hear these thoughts all of the time. Therefore I will speak when and how I wish to, although you may deem it idiotic.







I have just forgotten what we were talking about.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 09:07 pm UTC (link)
This is ridiculous. We're done.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I accept this statement. Since I do not know what we are done with.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:43 pm UTC (link)
You. Get some headphones.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:44 pm UTC (link)
ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

it's my ship though....

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:47 pm UTC (link)
A Captain's morale is the crew's morale and you should know that.

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[info]cloudfalling
2018-08-15 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Is Gamora all right?

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:29 pm UTC (link)
I believe so. Gamora is engaged with her work as a security officer for the one known as Stark. Therefore Quill's leaking eyes SERVE NO PURPOSE.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:30 pm UTC (link)
A man's gotta feel things sometimes!

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:31 pm UTC (link)
You are no man!

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[info]cloudfalling
2018-08-15 08:31 pm UTC (link)
As long as it is not pertaining to Gamora, it's none of my business. …Of course, most of the times when it does, it's still none of my business.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 09:10 pm UTC (link)
We are family. It is always our business. Even when we argue or I leave a Zune in the ship's restroom.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, she's fine. Got the ship going. Gonna have to take her out for a test run, try to find a jump point in this useless galaxy.

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[info]cloudfalling
2018-08-15 08:32 pm UTC (link)
"Useless"? Is… the rest of the galaxy still here in this… diversion?

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Yeah...just gotta figure this shit out. I'll do it though. I'm pretty good at these kind of crap.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:37 pm UTC (link)
Why would you just say that? Why would you say that?

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:38 pm UTC (link)
It is the truth!

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:39 pm UTC (link)
So? Just because it's the truth it doesn't need to be blared out for all to hear. What Peter does and doesn't do in private is none of your business, Drax, unless it somehow affects you as a member of the Guardians.

Quit acting like children.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Let it be known this affects me. We have tasks to complete and he is leaking from his face while listening to the same song over and over again.

Even our trash panda is using foul words at him. Our moral weakens with each tear he sheds. You should be here to offer this dude comfort, not working for the one known as Stark during a time of turmoil.

I will seize his Zune again without hesitation.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Drax. I took the time to try and study humans at the most basic of levels now that I am surrounded by them and found that crying, while apparently a universal taboo, is actually a way to balance chemicals that provoke emotions in the brain - tears expel the excess - and so it should not be shamed but encouraged as it promotes balance.

Why don't YOU offer comfort? I thought you were his friend? I am at work because we need the money, don't make it worse OR SO HELP ME.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I never realized Terrans were so weak until this moment.

I will support Quill the next time he feels the need to balance these turbulent chemicals within his enfeebled mind. I now see that not everyone can be as intelligent and in control of their emotions as we are.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Difference isn't weakness. No one else feels the need to protect their nipples from fabric burn but you, but you don't see us laughing about it.

It's biological, Drax. It's not weakness, it happened that way is all.

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[info]the_destroyer
2018-08-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)
If it is biological then it is a genetic affliction. I realize this now. I shall be more mindful of Quill's tender and fragile emotional state.

Also, let it be known no one laughed at my sensitive nipples, as that too is a biological affliction of my people. Our nipples are an erogenous zone.

I know you have all rolled your eyes at me. My memory is clear and concise and seizes hold of such details as though they were the spine of a foe which needs ripped out.

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Everyone rolls their eyes at you because you behave like this.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, babe

<3

[private]

This is why I love you. Also, see? I know how to use a private filter. Frick. What a crazy day .... got the ship going though! So no more late nights for me!

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[info]blowkissfiregun
2018-08-15 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Answer my text message.

I'm proud of you.

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[info]thehoffs_twin
2018-08-15 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Yes ma'am

And thanks :)

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