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Tweak says, "The better to eat you, my dear"

Peter Quill is a Star-Lord. (thehoffs_twin) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-06-04 14:38:00

Entry tags:

- network, drax, pepper potts, peter quill, tony stark

PEOPLE OF EARTH
Right. Where can I find the nearest junkyard that would possibly have the parts needed for Reaction Control System Thrusters?

SOMEONE named DRAX who SUCKS broke my ship (mine) and now I have to fix it or I'm stuck here forever, which isn't really that BAD considering pizza is still amazing, and Netflix is a thing (how this isn't intergalatial, I have no idea!) but yeah. I'm a wanderer, baby and a wanderer gotta wander. And roam. And be romantic in the stars. Oh yeah.

You all know what I'm talking about.

Anyways. Parts. Where do I get them and preferably for free as I am B-R-O-K-E as a J-O-K-E.

Incidentally, if anyone knows where I can get a job as a speller, I'd be amazing at that.

<3 Peace, y'all!

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	the_destroyer 2018-06-04 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	You are having another moment of indecision. It is not possible to suck and blow at the same time, even though you claim I can do both. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-04 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh buddy, you do both. You can also add fart to that list. Someone needs to lay off the junk food. I feel bad for Mantis, sharing that living room with you. Yuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2018-06-04 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	That is impossible, Quill. No one can suck and blow at the same time. One's mouth can make only one motion or the other. Mantis willingly chooses to sleep on the back of the couch, as to be closer to my manliness and my manly aroma. I should be bottled and sold. That would be a more lucrative than your job as a speller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-04 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Dear lord, that smell would clear out an entire office building. I think we're just immune to it, or you burnt out our nosehairs ages ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_destroyer 2018-06-04 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I have no hair on my body, including my nose. We live in close quarters. You know this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_iron_man 2018-06-04 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to dumpster dive for spaceship parts? Good luck with that. Sounds like another REALLY GREAT PLAN. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-04 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have you know that I have kept my ships (MULTIPLE) going with almost nothing but a prayer and my amazingly huge brain. It's complicated, you probably wouldn't understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2018-06-04 09:42 pm UTC (link)

I only saw one crashed ship, on my lawn. Not multiple. Kinda surprised if you can do more than one thing at a time, with that super amazingly huge one-track brain of yours. Is it ultra complicated, like your P-L-A-N that you derailed? Like, by yourself? Because then WOW, that's just so complicated that I don't think I'll ever understand any of it.

Now, using my super small engineering brain, I can maybe guess what Reaction Control System Thrusters might be for, but I doubt you're going to find those in the local U-Pull-It.

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	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-04 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	That's because the second one is still orbiting to this day. So there. SNAP! I never said I'd find the actual part there -- obvs that would be dumb. I want enough parts to MAKE what I need, which I can do. Stop being annoying and help then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2018-06-05 05:44 am UTC (link)

Yep. You're a rocket scientist. You totally win at this.

I'm wondering if I can help. It sounds like you're trying to prove yourself by doing it at the junk yard, Turbo. Where cars go to die, not space ships.

I mean, do you want help? You know, from the tiny brained guy with the fabrication facility to do that, or any of the physicists or science gurus that could chip in? Or, you know, some of your space buddies? Because then, yeah, we can probably help.

Otherwise, there's Metro Auto Salvage over in Flushing, and if you even make a toilet joke, I'm going to kill myself and haunt you. Sarcastically.

The future wife's giving me the stare, I know she is. Stopping now.

...have you pulled the part yet?

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	science_fact 2018-06-07 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	As a physicist, let me just say that helping to repair a space ship is everything I've wanted since I was eight-years-old. So if you need help, I volunteer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-07 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	The more the merrier! As long as everyone remembers I'm the boss. :D I'm Peter, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	science_fact 2018-06-08 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Jane. Hi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thehoffs_twin 2018-06-08 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	My ship is pretty awesome. And housed in a super secret location that I'm sure isn't super secret amongst friends, but yeah. If you find it, you can even touch it. :D How's that for hospitality?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-04 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	You know you can make whatever he wants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pepper

the_iron_man
2018-06-04 10:33 pm UTC (link)

I had the rest of those dreams. Or what I desperately HOPE is the rest of those dreams. Captain Joyride here effed us royally. I got stabbed.

I'm working through it. Through shit flipping.

Fine. FINE. I'll make the part, all right? I'll get to it. I'll ask Shuri to chip in because obviously she's got the Wakandan super tech and I've got the fabrication crap. Just stop staring at the screen like that it's making me twitchy. It's like someone's handing me something. Eeesh.

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	Tony hisonething 2018-06-04 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I like how I don't even have to argue with you anymore before you talk sense. Shall I fund the equipment under "Misc. Expense" again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-04 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I can feel that look, from...how many floors down or up are you right now? Point is, I can feel it. It's the thought that counts. Yeah, file it there or, actually? Just hide it as an experimental part expense under the suit costs. I'll see if he needs any help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	If you're in the lab we're on the same floor. Feel this. Noted. Play nice with the other boys, and share your toys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Pepper

the_iron_man
2018-06-04 11:25 pm UTC (link)

Ok, yep. I felt something there. It's kind of a mixed signal though? I think you should come in and do that. In front of my face. Or at my face. Not sure, like I said? Mixed signal.

I was thinking maybe it was a 'kiss you senseless' thing...unless that was a 'slap you senseless' thing. If so, we're gonna have another sushi lunch negotiation. Because I vote yes to kisses and hell no to slappy hands.

I'm playing as nice as I'm capable of playing. Sharing everything but you and the suits. Obviously.

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	Tony hisonething 2018-06-04 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	You'll just have to wait until we're at home to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 12:01 am UTC (link)
	No fair. You know I might be home late. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Maybe if you took a convenient break... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Stop trying to lead me down the path of temptation. I'm perfectly capable of putting a suit on and flying down it while breaking the speed of sound, all by my lonesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. That's not the kind of quicky I had in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh right so you meant... Hi. I'm gonna be there. Soon. Then I'll help, him with the thing. After. Stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper hisonething 2018-06-05 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Later. I'm still in the office. Meet me for dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 01:12 am UTC (link)
	But. You. The thing. With the Oh wait, yeah. You're usually blunter about that. Okie dokey. I'll fly back in time for late dinner in case the Space Brainiac thing takes a while. Best thing ever? I'll make you dinner. I want to test the suit's lasers, so I'll pick up some steaks on the way home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Tony, don't you dare! No! Because I'll end up having to clean up whatever smelly mess you make while you go back to the lab! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I can do it outside! You never let me BBQ. It's safe. We have fire extinguishers for a reason. Whatever. Call Sal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Way ahead of you. I ordered you scampi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Ok. But the minute it starts raining, I'm doing those steaks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Note to self: Appeal to Thor's good graces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
	I will. I'll send him a sexy selfie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 02:48 am UTC (link)
	PLEASE show me his reaction! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I would, but I can't take pictures while he's giving my throat a hug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony hisonething 2018-06-05 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I'll just have to ask him myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper the_iron_man 2018-06-05 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Nope, I got it. You should steer clear of the ~~sexy~~ Norse God types. Dangerous. They...I don't know, like Vikings used to eat goat eyes or sheep's heads or rotten shark or whatever. Steer clear. Do not want. Run around ruining potted violets or whatever those things were you were upset about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Pepper hisonething 2018-06-05 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Roses, Tony. They were roses. Don't tell me you think Thor would hit on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2018-06-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
	~~I know better than to answer that Thor thing!~~ They were FLOWERS. Given to you by a 100 year old car company president, that probably wanted to make a merger with you. #NeverForget (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2018-06-06 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Ok, regardless of the reason behind them? I still liked those roses! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2018-06-06 12:27 am UTC (link)
	I'll buy you more roses. Better roses. You know what? I'll genetically engineer you some super roses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2018-06-06 12:29 am UTC (link)
	There was nothing wrong with those roses, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony the_iron_man 2018-06-06 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Except for the fact that they're dead, you mean? Right? Because they're that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepperony hisonething 2018-06-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
	You're being ridiculous and just for that I'm going to buy more. (Reply to this) (Parent)