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Tweak says, "They Mostly Come At Night"

sᴄᴏᴛᴛ ʟᴀɴɢ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟ, ʜᴇ ʙᴜʀɢʟᴇᴅ. (burgled) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-05-03 20:30:00

Entry tags:

- network, hope van dyne, scott lang, stephen strange, valkyrie

I never thought New York would be cleaner than California but it is. Even the ants are happy about it. Oh, and by the way? If you DO see ants, please don't squish them. They're probably mine or Hope's. But also don't squish them anyways they're good people--er. Ants.

Private to Hope:

Hey make sure you let me look over your suit after you use it so I can check the circuits. I'm sure you've...been showing Stark stuff or whatever. But anyways, I promised Hank I'd keep maintenance so no particles are escaping and we don't die super un-cool atomic, warping deaths.

Also, If I can find a place to practice sizing, I think I can do better by working bit by bit. I don't need to be 65 feet all the time. Right? Right.

Private to Valkyrie:

I won't say who or how but some thugs have been waltzing around harassing people in Chinatown. The shop owners don't have a lot, but they'd be willing to trade goods. If that's something you're interested in I'll have the ants deliver you the message so no one can link it back and violate my parole yayyyyy.

Private to Doctor Strange:

Mr. Strange? Or, Doctor--you didn't spend those extra years for the degree not wanting that Doctor part right? I have something of an issue. Well not an issue, but I figured you'd be able to give me advice on something. I need a safe area to practice getting bigger without causing destruction or being seen. If that makes sense.

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	private punches 2018-05-04 01:10 am UTC (link)
	You sound jealous about me showing Stark stuff. And we can find a place for that. There has to be some out of the way mountainous region or something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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burgled
2018-05-04 01:15 am UTC (link)

Why would I be jealous about you showing your stuff to Stark?...That sounds really bad. I'm not jealous. ~~And you're definitely not doing that right~~

I'm asking Doctor Strange. I mean, he built this reality right? Or altered this time? Maybe he can magic something. If not, I'm asking Clint or Natasha. Who are apparently happy to see me and it's really cool.

OH! I told Cap that you and I were a package deal from now on so. We're solid on that, no grey area.

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	private punches 2018-05-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
	Not even a little? A little bit is sexy. I'm glad you're making friends. It's been a little more slow-going for me, but you're definitely more personable than me. Good. And he's fine with it? Not that it matters if he is or isn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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burgled
2018-05-04 01:26 am UTC (link)

What?! Isn't that an ego thing? And somewhat of a trust--ok I don't like it. It doesn't mean I don't trust you or anything. But we already established that I just don't like him. So the thought of you guys hanging out kind of makes me ick.

You mean your sparkling smile and 'I'll fuck you up' personality hasn't won anyone over? C'mon. They're going to love you, probably more than me. You definitely hit harder. That's way more useful.

I don't think he understood? Because I don't think he knew there was an Ant Man and a Wasp? But he's totally cool.

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	private punches 2018-05-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I know you trust me, I just think your ick is kind of cute. But I'll still let you check my circuits, if you want. I went out with Pepper Potts? We had a nice conversation and some girl time. But generally my ability to hit harder means that making friends is also harder. Well, I'm eager to make my superhero debut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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burgled
2018-05-04 01:42 am UTC (link)

Your dad would have a stroke if we let Stark 'tinker' with these suits anyways. Besides, I was inside his suit, his wiring skills aren't that great...

~~Pepper Potts is literally an extension of Tony Stark~~ That's great! No, no, you just need to find other friends who have the same interests--hitting hard being one of them. See, I think you and Natasha would get along great. Maybe we should have gone to that party thing Sam had going on. I'm just not a party dude but next time we should definitely go do the mingle thing.

I'm eager to see. And watch the recipients of those who aren't getting sparring lessons endure what could only be much worse.

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	private punches 2018-05-04 01:45 am UTC (link)
	My dad would have a stroke about a lot of things I'm currently up to, that's beside the point. Stark's really not that bad, Scott. Okay, next time we can mingle. Or host our own party? Or is that too ambitious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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burgled
2018-05-04 01:57 am UTC (link)

What do you mean? I thought you said he was alright?--Yeah. We had a great conversation on the network the other day about me belonging in a cell and I'm really thinking that he is. But we can stop talking about him at any time.

...I'm not sure. I've never hosted a party for a bunch of super heroes before. You're a big boss who managed a lot of people, I don't think that's something you couldn't do.

What if we did like, a group practice thing? That wouldn't be too ambitious.

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punches
2018-05-04 02:02 am UTC (link)

He is alright, but I'm sure he didn't expect me to start working where I am and also to be contemplating places with you - and speaking of, I found this really great apartment above a tea shop I was trying out and so it would always smell like tea but that's okay, isn't it? It's in this Victorian-looking building. Lots of light, amazing windows. It even has two bedrooms.

What's a group practice thing, exactly? And you do realize that I'll have to invite Stark and Pepper no matter what, right?