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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-03-16 15:13:00

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- network, - private, bruce banner, darcy lewis, matt murdock, shuri, tony stark

several private filtered things

[private to Matt]

Just dropping a line to say we tested out the brainwashing on Barnes, and it's still there. We're going to look into removing it. I think there's some good leads. Does it matter if the brainwashing is there or not, to get any charges dropped?

[private to Darcy]

Hey there, personal assistant. Howard showed up and there was this whole Thor getting sniped at which was b.s. so it's been a week. TGIF huh?

Can you drive up to the former Avengers HQ upstate and clean out my desk? Just drop that stuff off at the penthouse. Oh, and if anyone tries to get ahold of you for a press thing, tell them "no comment" followed by "no thanks." I've already done the exclusive interview. Kinda finished with that for right now.

[private to Shuri]

Hi! How do you feel about consulting? I have a few things that I was wondering about. Science luncheon sound ok?

[private to Bruce]

I'm not really asking you if you thought about the thing, but did you think about the thing? Because I've got so much nano-stuff I want to do with you.

That's not supposed to sound kinky. But it kinda does.

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	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-03-16 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Counting on it. Gonna need your help. Not just for me being selfish, but because there's a lot of stuff to brain out. I'm dragging in all of the consults. Howard too when he's finished his modern day science primer. That should take him a weekend. Yeah, well? The hell with those guys. Let's nail their asses to the wall. Also not kinky. Just a FYI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I saw that. That's... yeah. ~~Last person I'd want to see is my dad.~~ How you handling that? But whatever I can do to help I want to, least I can do considering as that's kind of my thing whereas smashing is Hulk's ~~Yeah, definitely being paranoid. Just quit it, Bruce. Pull your shit together.~~ That I can get behind (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)

I'm ok. I'm handling it. It's Howard, not my dad. This guy hasn't had kids. He didn't ask for this crap. He's stuck in it, just like we are.

I'm handling it through work mode. There's so much work to do. I need your great big brain. Not great big smashy. I mean, that's useful, sure. But I'm much more attracted to your brains, than your big brawny bod.

I'm sending your lab access to your network phone right now. Show the front desk that and they'll tell you what floor R&D is on. You can scan it there to get in.

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	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Guess that makes sense. This universe just keeps getting weirder and weirder Well I'm glad somebody likes me for my brain. Definitely don't hear that too often Ah, yeah, I just got it. I'll head on over soon ~~Wait, did I- No, totally seeing things.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-17 05:21 am UTC (link)

I think we both understand enough physics to know that isn't a good thing.

Like, at all. It's astoundingly supercalifragilistically bad.

I think our brains make sweet science love to each other. And I'm a voyeur because I like seeing what a union like that produces. Come science with me, babe.

Great. I'm going to sit around thinking and listening to this. Come up and see me. So we can both get behind nailing some asses.

I seriously don't mean this in kink terms. It just filters out that way, naturally. YouknowwhatImean.

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