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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-03-16 15:13:00

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- network, - private, bruce banner, darcy lewis, matt murdock, shuri, tony stark

several private filtered things

[private to Matt]

Just dropping a line to say we tested out the brainwashing on Barnes, and it's still there. We're going to look into removing it. I think there's some good leads. Does it matter if the brainwashing is there or not, to get any charges dropped?

[private to Darcy]

Hey there, personal assistant. Howard showed up and there was this whole Thor getting sniped at which was b.s. so it's been a week. TGIF huh?

Can you drive up to the former Avengers HQ upstate and clean out my desk? Just drop that stuff off at the penthouse. Oh, and if anyone tries to get ahold of you for a press thing, tell them "no comment" followed by "no thanks." I've already done the exclusive interview. Kinda finished with that for right now.

[private to Shuri]

Hi! How do you feel about consulting? I have a few things that I was wondering about. Science luncheon sound ok?

[private to Bruce]

I'm not really asking you if you thought about the thing, but did you think about the thing? Because I've got so much nano-stuff I want to do with you.

That's not supposed to sound kinky. But it kinda does.

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	Tony getstheircoffee 2018-03-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that's really your dad?? That's so fucked up! Yeah, I heard about Thor but like who the fuck would even TRY to snipe Thor? Cause that seems stupid imho. Yeah sure. Send me the address? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-16 11:55 pm UTC (link)

I can always count on you to read my mind when it comes to f-bombs, Lewis.

Yep, that's...Howard. Let's just call him Howard. While I figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do with that curveball this broke ass universe decided to throw at me.

We're trying to figure that out. They obviously think they're the shit or they wouldn't have tried that. The last person I'd want to piss off is Thor. That guy gives throat hugs. So does his little bro. I know, because I've gotten a throat hug from both of them. I'm sure that says something about my life, but the heck if I want to dive into that mess.

Upstate HQ: [address]

Creds are on your phone. Scan it on the office door to get in. And watch your ass. I'm not putting it past them to start pecking off soft targets just to prove some sort of demented point.

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	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Well duh dude. That's beyond fucked up. I'm not even making fun of you. If a young version of my parents showed up, I would flip the fuck out! Okay. Howard. Weird Fucking Howard. That's his name now. I plead the fifth about throat hugs or any other kind of hugs, thanks. I'm on my way! Ugh. Okay. Yeah. I'll bring a ... something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-17 01:32 am UTC (link)

I know you're not making fun. I had one hell of a flip the fuck out when I was face to face with him for the first time. Not eager to repeat that performance. He's not weird. He's pretty ok. So far. I don't know, maybe he's weird. He gets moony about robotics like I do.

Are you pleading the fifth about throat hugs because you hang out with Asgardians? I'm onto you. Traitor. j/k.

Maybe you should bring an Asgardian. Just in case.

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	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	I mean. If you say so. But it's still weird. He's all young and shit. Younger than you. That's weird. Yes. Yes, I am. Already on it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2018-03-17 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Lewis. Now I feel old AF. And at least you admit it. Get down with your bad ass self. Ok. Stay safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Welcome! I try. Will do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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