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Tweak says, "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE."

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-03-16 15:13:00

Entry tags:

- network, - private, bruce banner, darcy lewis, matt murdock, shuri, tony stark

several private filtered things

[private to Matt]

Just dropping a line to say we tested out the brainwashing on Barnes, and it's still there. We're going to look into removing it. I think there's some good leads. Does it matter if the brainwashing is there or not, to get any charges dropped?

[private to Darcy]

Hey there, personal assistant. Howard showed up and there was this whole Thor getting sniped at which was b.s. so it's been a week. TGIF huh?

Can you drive up to the former Avengers HQ upstate and clean out my desk? Just drop that stuff off at the penthouse. Oh, and if anyone tries to get ahold of you for a press thing, tell them "no comment" followed by "no thanks." I've already done the exclusive interview. Kinda finished with that for right now.

[private to Shuri]

Hi! How do you feel about consulting? I have a few things that I was wondering about. Science luncheon sound ok?

[private to Bruce]

I'm not really asking you if you thought about the thing, but did you think about the thing? Because I've got so much nano-stuff I want to do with you.

That's not supposed to sound kinky. But it kinda does.

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	[Private to Tony] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	You really thinking about nano-stuff right now with everything that's going on? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-03-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's called multitasking. I'm on that, the rooftop scan I did during a fly-over, getting ready to prep some brain scans (not for me, ha ha), and getting your lab access punched in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Did anything come of the rooftop scan? ~~I may be being paranoid but I get the distinct feeling that I'm being watched.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-03-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	System triangulated where the sniper was. Picked up some residue first fly over. Went back after the coast was clear and, bad luck, rain happened. Didn't get jack. I compiled it all, if you wanna drop in and look at it. Nothing's been on @ThorWatch on Twitter. Maybe the shooter thought they got him good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I will. Maybe I'll see something that'll help us figure out who these guys are and what the hell they're playing at Well they did put a hole in what everybody considers a "God" so wouldn't be surprised if they did (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] the_iron_man 2018-03-16 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Counting on it. Gonna need your help. Not just for me being selfish, but because there's a lot of stuff to brain out. I'm dragging in all of the consults. Howard too when he's finished his modern day science primer. That should take him a weekend. Yeah, well? The hell with those guys. Let's nail their asses to the wall. Also not kinky. Just a FYI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I saw that. That's... yeah. ~~Last person I'd want to see is my dad.~~ How you handling that? But whatever I can do to help I want to, least I can do considering as that's kind of my thing whereas smashing is Hulk's ~~Yeah, definitely being paranoid. Just quit it, Bruce. Pull your shit together.~~ That I can get behind (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Private]

the_iron_man
2018-03-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)

I'm ok. I'm handling it. It's Howard, not my dad. This guy hasn't had kids. He didn't ask for this crap. He's stuck in it, just like we are.

I'm handling it through work mode. There's so much work to do. I need your great big brain. Not great big smashy. I mean, that's useful, sure. But I'm much more attracted to your brains, than your big brawny bod.

I'm sending your lab access to your network phone right now. Show the front desk that and they'll tell you what floor R&D is on. You can scan it there to get in.

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	[Private] notjustbiggreen 2018-03-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Guess that makes sense. This universe just keeps getting weirder and weirder Well I'm glad somebody likes me for my brain. Definitely don't hear that too often Ah, yeah, I just got it. I'll head on over soon ~~Wait, did I- No, totally seeing things.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-17 05:21 am UTC (link)

I think we both understand enough physics to know that isn't a good thing.

Like, at all. It's astoundingly supercalifragilistically bad.

I think our brains make sweet science love to each other. And I'm a voyeur because I like seeing what a union like that produces. Come science with me, babe.

Great. I'm going to sit around thinking and listening to this. Come up and see me. So we can both get behind nailing some asses.

I seriously don't mean this in kink terms. It just filters out that way, naturally. YouknowwhatImean.

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	Tony getstheircoffee 2018-03-16 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that's really your dad?? That's so fucked up! Yeah, I heard about Thor but like who the fuck would even TRY to snipe Thor? Cause that seems stupid imho. Yeah sure. Send me the address? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-16 11:55 pm UTC (link)

I can always count on you to read my mind when it comes to f-bombs, Lewis.

Yep, that's...Howard. Let's just call him Howard. While I figure out what the hell I'm supposed to do with that curveball this broke ass universe decided to throw at me.

We're trying to figure that out. They obviously think they're the shit or they wouldn't have tried that. The last person I'd want to piss off is Thor. That guy gives throat hugs. So does his little bro. I know, because I've gotten a throat hug from both of them. I'm sure that says something about my life, but the heck if I want to dive into that mess.

Upstate HQ: [address]

Creds are on your phone. Scan it on the office door to get in. And watch your ass. I'm not putting it past them to start pecking off soft targets just to prove some sort of demented point.

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	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Well duh dude. That's beyond fucked up. I'm not even making fun of you. If a young version of my parents showed up, I would flip the fuck out! Okay. Howard. Weird Fucking Howard. That's his name now. I plead the fifth about throat hugs or any other kind of hugs, thanks. I'm on my way! Ugh. Okay. Yeah. I'll bring a ... something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2018-03-17 01:32 am UTC (link)

I know you're not making fun. I had one hell of a flip the fuck out when I was face to face with him for the first time. Not eager to repeat that performance. He's not weird. He's pretty ok. So far. I don't know, maybe he's weird. He gets moony about robotics like I do.

Are you pleading the fifth about throat hugs because you hang out with Asgardians? I'm onto you. Traitor. j/k.

Maybe you should bring an Asgardian. Just in case.

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	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:48 am UTC (link)
	I mean. If you say so. But it's still weird. He's all young and shit. Younger than you. That's weird. Yes. Yes, I am. Already on it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2018-03-17 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Lewis. Now I feel old AF. And at least you admit it. Get down with your bad ass self. Ok. Stay safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private getstheircoffee 2018-03-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Welcome! I try. Will do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Mr. Stark fixesboys 2018-03-16 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	I can do that. You can ask me anything you want. As long as you are buying lunch. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2018-03-16 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. I'm buying. There's a lot of stuff to cover. I've probably got a billion and two questions, because there's a lot of issues going on. Hope that's ok. If there's something I'm missing or I've overlooked, I need you to take me to school on it. [address and reservation info] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private fixesboys 2018-03-17 01:08 am UTC (link)
	I am here to answer all your questions. That is more than okay. I like sharing things. Yes of course, I will be happy to. I will be there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_iron_man 2018-03-17 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Great! You're exactly the person I need right now. And that a lot of us need right now. Thanks, Princess. I'll see you then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private fixesboys 2018-03-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I know. You are welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[private] craftydevil 2018-03-17 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	If the brainwashing is still there it's a bit tricky. Depends on the judge really. On the one hand it proves he didn't do it intentionally, on the other hand, he's still a risk if he could be triggered at any time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

[private]

the_iron_man
2018-03-18 12:47 am UTC (link)

Ok. Good info. I know the guy didn't do anything intentionally. I witnessed it firsthand. It's like watching someone rebooting a laptop after the blue screen of death.

Would any sort of scans be something a judge would take into account? We're working to get it out of him. But before that happens, I'd like to know if a judge would like some medical proof. If we can provide it.

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	[private] craftydevil 2018-03-18 12:51 am UTC (link)
	The more proof the better. I can't say I have a lot of experience running the 'brainwashing' defence, but more evidence always gives you the upper hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-03-18 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Got it. I'll get what I can before consulting Princess Shuri, and seeing if there's anything she can suggest. I'll send you copies of whatever we find, if we find anything. Thanks, Matt. (Reply to this) (Parent)