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	brumlow 2018-02-18 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	No, I've been trying to get hold of her. I know I'm the last person you want to hear from but maybe if her mass murderer psycho mind controlling ex hadn't shown up, maybe she wouldn't have had any problems? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-02-18 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	What. No wonder she's so super friendly. I got no answer from her either. Ok, private filter. Hang tight, zombie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-18 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Ok. First off, what the fuck. And second off, you aren't just telling me that because you killed her and ate her brains or anything, right? Want to clarify. For a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] brumlow 2018-02-18 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off. First of all. And you don’t know about Kilgrave? Why don’t you ask Strange about him? I ain’t the only zombie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-18 11:51 pm UTC (link)

Bigger Fuck Off, because Cap. Also thanks, because jailbreak. How's the shoulder, Commando? Ok. I admit that I breezed over the public knowledge stuff, but I've also been kinda passed out off and on, and kinda busy before that. You know, busy funding fugitives, and sharks in tornadoes, and making out with experimental missiles, and OH maybe becoming a fugitive too. I'm not a MIND READER. And Strange seems like he's being mystically disapproving whenever he looks at me. So don't start. You've got no room to talk either and I just want to find lil' Miss Pissy Pants to make sure she's ok. While we're at it? I'm going to pretend I'm not stuck in the waking nightmare that is The Walking Dead, and ask why the hell YOU'RE trying to talk to JONES. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] brumlow 2018-02-19 01:45 am UTC (link)

Haha, you can't decide whether to be grateful or not. That's the best fuck you of all. Yeah, yeah, we all know you're Mr. Tony Super Important Stark and you're More Important than anyone else. I didn't go on the rescue mission for you. Why I'm talking to Jess? Well, after you hired her to follow me, and I caught her at it, we're now drinking buddies. So thanks for that. But you know, maybe Strange should have mentioned to you the fact that we have another reincarnated murderer other than me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-19 05:12 am UTC (link)

This is kind of like how I feel about celebrating my birthdays: Then why even bother. Why would you show up and then take a bullet for Clint? He'd just as soon put an arrow through your left eye for what you did to Cap and Wanda. As for Strange? That asshole seems to be ok with me funding murderers. No big. Happens on a monthly basis. That's why I'm here with a special promotional offer. Since you're a card carrying member of the super important Tony Stark Hate Club, you get a free pass to the Fuck Off And Die (Again) Outlet. Seriously. Right about now, the BEST fuck you to everything would be for me to unplug the entire network. Everyone can fend for themselves. Even though it's extremely tempting today? I still have a couple of those pesky fucks left. Obviously YOU DO TOO since you're concerned enough to reply to what I was concerned enough to openly ask about. So if you're so super cozy with Jones, why don't YOU let me know if you got off YOUR ass and checked wherever you two have been hanging out. Because I don't know where those places ARE. And NO, I actually don't sit around keeping tabs on everyone on here like Big Brother holding a Marauder's Map. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: [private] brumlow 2018-02-19 09:00 am UTC (link)

I got my reasons for doing what I did and I ain’t gonna share that with you. Even if you ask real nice. Which we all know you don’t know how to do anyway. I think you got some unresolved issues there, Stark. No wonder your ex thinks you’re an asshole. She’s real nice, by the way. Can’t hold her liquor worth a shit, but... I’ll go check her place out. But I bet she ain’t there. Coulda fooled me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-19 03:14 pm UTC (link)

The majority of exes think their former partner is an asshole. You're right about one thing. I don't do nice. So here's where I'm going to share what I think. Because I'm a magnificent bastard and I like to spread the wealth of me around. Equally. I'm all for equality. I think it was only a stepping stone to try get into some good graces. Probably trying to slither your way in closer to Barnes somehow, for whatever reason. I'm super happy that's not gonna work. Now I realize this might be rocket science to explain to the undead, but I only get a first time log on notice and that's it. Because this was supposed to be the Dark Web on steroids. And because the last thing I wanted was someone trying to dig around and easily track me. Get it? Tracking can work both ways and I wanted to avoid that. I didn't know murderous bomb boys and batshit psychopaths were gonna show up. Hindsight's a bitch that way. Since I don't have endless hours to go piecing together trillions of packets from hyper-fragmented coding, that's running like innumerable greased weasels on Escher Slip-n-Slides? Especially since I have SO many unresolved issues to deal with? I'm gonna say that checking her place out is probably a good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] brumlow 2018-02-19 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, you feel better after that verbal dump? Maybe you need to get laid or something. You really shouldn't be carrying around all that hostility. I feel more and more sorry for Pepper all the time. Or actually, happy for her, getting away from a primadonna asshole like you. I'm on my way over there now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-19 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	YES. ...only no, not really. I've been irritated since birth. Look at you not helping matters. I'll see if I can un-me-proof the coding, but don't count on that happening any time soon. Once I unleashed it, it's pretty much off mutating all on its own. If you find anything, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] brumlow 2018-02-19 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not here to make you feel better. I'm sure you can pay lots of people to do that. I'm sure you have. I found a whole lot of nothing. She's not there, and she took her stuff. Ditched her phone in the alley. You want the phone back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-19 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I had a therapist until they rage quit. Damn it. Yeah. Hold onto the phone. In case she turns up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

[private] doctor__strange 2018-02-20 06:45 pm UTC (link)

Mr. Rumlow. Let me know if you hear anything from Ms. Jones. I had a conversation with her regarding the situation. She was adamant that no one else can help her, even though I tried to assure her that was far from the truth. Mr. Stark is over-saturated with...everything. However, if he's requested you let him know if you've heard from her? Do it. He might be volatile, but I'm not about to waste any available resources. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] brumlow 2018-02-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'll let you know, Doc. Can't you use your mystical shit to find her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] doctor__strange 2018-02-20 09:15 pm UTC (link)

I could, but for whatever reason, the spells didn't currently register him as a planetary threat. And Ms. Jones seemed convinced that this was something only she could do. She didn't even want my aid. I'm not saying that Kilgrave isn't dangerous, or that I'm not concerned. I want to intervene if her life, or any life, is at risk. This is like what we in the medical field like to call WAW, or a period of "watchful waiting." It's like being put on active waiting for a prostate cancer diagnosis. You know the cancer is there. If it begins to progress aggressively, then we can intervene with aggressive procedures and therapies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] brumlow 2018-02-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	All due respect... that's bullshit. If you get ANY CLUE where she is, let me know. Please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] doctor__strange 2018-02-20 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'll need the hair of an immediate family member for the spell of location, to open a portal to where she is. Father, mother, brother, or sister. Can you get that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doctor__strange 2018-02-19 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Ms. Jones insisted she will initiate contact if or when she needs help. I can track her if need be. And I can take care of any situation, remotely, if need arises. Perhaps, Mr. Stark, you should do as was prescribed and rest. Without heavy lifting. Or overtaxing yourself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-02-19 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Have been. Oh by the way, huge ginormous thanks for telling me murderers showed up. That's why you can overtax this: 🖕 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctor__strange 2018-02-19 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Sigh. Not the first middle finger I've been given from a patient. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	twelvepercent 2018-02-20 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Tony... is Jessica really missing? What are you doing about it? She was really nice to me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-02-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Well. Shit. Taking this to private too. One sec. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I guess she is. It's not like I can file a missing person's report. I guess you could, but we have to be careful that it doesn't lead the NYPD to THE ZOMBIE YOU WERE OUT DRINKING WITH maybe? What the everloving HELL was THAT about, Pepper! Kinda finding it hard to believe that Jones has a nice bone in her body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You are making even less sense than usual, Anthony. Zombie? What are you talking about? You’re surprised that you don’t bring out the best in people? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Re: [private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 06:59 am UTC (link)
	oh I didn’t know Damn it He seemed nice. Harmless. Jess seemed to trust him. You want me to find someone else? I only want you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 07:06 am UTC (link)

She probably trusted him because she kinda wasn't doing the job I paid her for, to keep an eye on him. And she just went on collecting the money. Which is a shitty thing in and of itself. I was worried about the whole Rumlow and Cap and Barnes situation, which...you probably don't want to know about. Or I didn't want you worried about. Or whatever. Nope, I don't want that but... You'd be happier if you did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	You don’t know if I wanted to know about the situation because you didn’t ask. You just decided for me. Which you do a lot of, by the way. Maybe it would have been nice to know. Or not. I’m sure you knew best. You always do. I don’t want anyone else Maybe I would. Please let me know if you get any news on Jessica. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 04:38 pm UTC (link)

Ok, I'll let you know if I get any news. I think Rumlow's on it right now. And I don't want to dumptruck on you, Pepper, but what did you want me to do? I said I was sorry. You said I don't mean it when I say I'm sorry. I told you I loved you. Which I do. Did. I did. I still do. Whatever, you know what I mean. But that wasn't good enough either. And then Sharknado happened, and I got arrested for helping people and also a little bit because it was Sharknado, and you know I think it's the best worst thing ever. And then jail and asshats like Rumlow and Loki helping and you and I and now the lawyers have to pitch a bitch and sue the Accords out of the government and the bitchy private eye I hired to watch zombie commando Rumlow (that I was about to call off since obviously he's not a complete asshat if he took a bullet for Clint) is missing because of her psycho murderous ex that I kinda breeze-through read about and I kinda liked her shitty attitude because I have one of those things too, so why couldn't she just watch him instead of being drinking buddies and I DON'T KNOW what to do, ok? I DON'T. I have NO clue, Pep. I'm not a mystical bad ass. I can't wave a hand and fix this. Oh! By the way? I don't stop to consult people because I am too busy trying to FACEROLL this kinda stuff whenever it happens. Given that 50% track record of getting things right? Not awesome. I hate this so much. But the only thing I DO know, that might be the most right thing I've ever done, is that I don't want to make you unhappy anymore. And if I'm not making you happy? You made a great decision with that cold shoulder of yours. Only thing I ask? Please don't date my former not-really-a-team mates? It's weird. You and Thor? I am so weirded out by that. Find someone who's gonna be nice to you that's like...Steve...but NOT Steve. Ok? Now I have to brain a way to find the private eye that was swindling me because I can't even imagine what the fuck fucked up fucking things she must be going through. Even though Strange said she doesn't want help. That guy's weird too. I don't trust him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 07:18 pm UTC (link)

I had to go take some ibuprofen and a bottle of kombucha before I could even wade through that. I hope spewing all that made you feel better. If the intent was to make me feel worse, yay for you. It worked. You know better than anyone how to hurt me, Tony, and you're an expert at it. Maybe if you just tried to be a friend and partner to me instead of... whatever it is you think you need to be, we could make it work. And really? Thor? You asked me to find them a place. We had a nice, normal people conversation. He was being pleasant. Not flirting. You don't trust anyone, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 07:42 pm UTC (link)

Ooooooh. Yeah. I read through that again. Probably unloaded too much at once. Is that all one run on sentence? It looks like it. Yikes. Anyway. I DON'T feel better. I don't think feeling better even exists. Because I didn't want to make you feel worse and I wasn't even trying to hurt you. That proves the point I was trying to make. I'm not happy about that. It makes me feel even worse, too. I don't like that whole nice normal conversation thing either. I think it gave me an ulcer. I have an ulcer now. Great. I have a Thor sized ulcer. It's probably going to explode. Did Asgard explode? I didn't want to ask but hi, Asgard's gone. Whatever. My ulcer is going to explode like Asgard might've. Now I feel bad AND weirded out about Thor. Oh, before you stop talking to me entirely? You need to know this. I trusted you. I still do. You're the one person in this entire broken universe that I still trust. Entirely. Even if you don't like me anymore. Sorry not sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	The sorry not sorry was for me still trusting you, because I can't help that. I just realized it might be taken the wrong way. Don't take it the wrong way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	I do still like you, Tony. In fact, I love you and I'm sure I always will. Which is exactly why you can still hurt me without even trying. Thanks for clarifying that. why can't i just ignore you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 08:11 pm UTC (link)

I still love you too. I never stopped. Not gonna stop. Everybody knows that I'm not the greatest at applying the brakes. It doesn't mean it's good for you, because it's not. Or I'm not. Even though I wish I was. You know what I mean. I think. I hope. Umm. Hey! In news that isn't total crap? I might be feeling better. And I might have a super secret magical disguise. Shh. Don't tell anybody. I'm gonna see if I can access Friday and maybe try to spend a billion hours trying to piece together a trillion data packets to find one GPS location on Jones' psycho ex. Or I'm gonna guilt myself to death for some of the shit I've said. Can I backdoor into the servers there to do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[private] twelvepercent 2018-02-20 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Well then let's try to just not hurt each other for like, one day? See if we can manage it? What do you mean you're feeling better? A disguise? Why do I have a bad feeling about this? I don't know, can you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)

I dunno. I'd have to see you to actually do that. Pretty sure at some point, you'll make that face at me that you make when you're disgusted. Kind of like the way you looked at Happy when he pulled out that engagement ring. You should have a bad feeling because Loki did it. He gave one to Barnes and Zombie Commando, Rumlow. He kinda did this whole weird hand wave lightshow thing and healed me up. Good as new. No broken glass or anything. ...I don't know, maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent)

[private] the_iron_man 2018-02-20 06:56 am UTC (link)

Rumlow. Tried to blow himself and Cap up. Wanda tried to stop it. Wakandans died. Rumlow died. Rumlow's back, and hi, he mentioned that you can't hold your liquor, which also hi? I know you can't. So I doubt he's lying about it. Anyway, Rumlow went and checked her place, and she's ditched out of there. Left her phone in an alley. Nope. Not really. When I'm stressed out and there's dead guys and murderers showing up? I'M NOT AT ALL SURPRISED THAT I PISS PEOPLE OFF LEFT AND RIGHT, OK? WHY CAN'T YOU FIND SOMEONE NICE? (Reply to this) (Parent)