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Tweak says, "Not your monkey!"

Sharon Carter (power_broken) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-08-06 16:05:00

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- network, bruce banner, darcy lewis, mobius, sharon carter, tony stark

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Day 3. I've gone a bit stir crazy, I think. Three days resting, per doctor's and friend's orders, and watching far too much Netflix will do that to a person.

I found a bunch of cartoon movies from my childhood on one of those streaming services. While the nostalgia is nice, I'm itching to get out. I feel like I'm going to turn into a potato if I keep this up.

Someone distract me before I turn on another show?

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the_iron_man
2021-08-07 10:35 am UTC (link)

I got your back. It's your downtime and you haven't signed any paperwork from HR. Pick something off this multiple choice menu:

Strippers (your choice, and yes they have Avengers strippers)
Candygram (might also be strippers but with candy)
Try out the revamped eScape VR console. Version 3.78 now has no scary brain hijack possibility. I tried it out myself.
Boober Eats order (strippers but they bring you dinner)
Trip to a zoo or park or whatever else is outside. I like flying to taco trucks.
All of the above.

Take a walk on the wild side. Pick #6.

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	jetskiing 2021-08-07 10:56 am UTC (link)
	I have so many questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	On which numbers? Please pick #6. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jetskiing 2021-08-07 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	My first question is - are you okay? Second, why is Boober Eats only restricted to mammary glands? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_iron_man
2021-08-07 11:05 pm UTC (link)

Answer 1: ~~Sleep is for the weak.~~ Totally fine. Rhodey's dealt with way worse. Almost done with those prospective energy calculations btw.

Answer 2: It's only one strip joint in NYC trying it out based on some other place that started it. Now I'm trying to think up names for a male strip club to do it too.

Nevermind. Got it. It's got to be called Bone Appétit.

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	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] jetskiing 2021-08-07 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure I believe you, but I can probably see for myself when we next get together. Bone Appétit. What about making it Asian-inspired cuisine? Cock of the Wok. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] the_iron_man 2021-08-07 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's all good. Just me and javabot, hanging out upstairs while I ~~try to keep an eye on 8011 things~~ work on these side projects. I like that one! Can always order something spicy from WangStop, too. Or supersize it from McDongles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] jetskiing 2021-08-07 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. If you say so. Javabot? I'm glad there's a McDongles supersize option. Really get that girth in your order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] the_iron_man 2021-08-07 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Best thing I ever bought. Most important part of the personal lab. I'm having one installed down in the SHIELD office next week. It's not worth it unless you use both hands when you're sucking on that straw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] jetskiing 2021-08-07 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's gonna get a lot of use. Or kill me. I'm not sure I would know, so I'll take your expert word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] the_iron_man 2021-08-07 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Drink a lot of spring water to offset it and you're fine. Also, don't tell the Starkbucks people downstairs? I don't want them to find out about my secret coffee lover. My press rep says I'm always supposed to answer: No comment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] power_broken 2021-08-07 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Are you cheating on the Starbucks downstairs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] the_iron_man 2021-08-08 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Shhh. Don't wreck our happy home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[filtered away from anyone under age 21] power_broken 2021-08-07 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	6. But you are required to remain my by side the entire time. I'm convalescing, after all. Wouldn't want me to get too excited and pull some stitches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered away from anyone under age 21] the_iron_man 2021-08-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	No can do, Agent 13. I have a counteroffer. You have Bruce remain by your side the entire time. He needs fun too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] power_broken 2021-08-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	I think his head might explode. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] the_iron_man 2021-08-07 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	That's the fun part for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] power_broken 2021-08-08 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] the_iron_man 2021-08-08 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Scout's honor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] power_broken 2021-08-08 12:32 am UTC (link)
	What would he think if he knew you were conspiring to explode his head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] the_iron_man 2021-08-08 10:09 am UTC (link)
	I've been trying to get him to explode since the first time we met. Back when I poked him with an electrode charger to see if Hulk would pop out. Asked if his secret to staying calm was mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bags of weed. Shared some of my dried blueberries. You know. Standard bestie stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] power_broken 2021-08-08 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	...you poked him with an electrode charger? And this was before you knew he had it under control? Did you have a death wish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] the_iron_man 2021-08-09 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes. And the jury's still out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] power_broken 2021-08-09 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Tony. Not very smart. ...How does he keep it under control? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Sharon/Tony] the_iron_man 2021-08-09 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	No fun if there's not some trial and error. ~~He's always angry.~~ I think you'll have to ask him that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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