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Tweak says, "Wangoballwime"

ɑgɛɳt ɱѳɓiuร (jetskiing) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2021-07-31 10:41:00

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- network, - spoiler, loki laufeyson, mobius, stephen strange, tony stark

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Well, I ate a whole pizza (sidenote - don't recommend doing that, even if it has been a hot minute since you ate something not served from a dusty, soulless, sci-fi cafeteria) and had more iced coffee with the sugar-free syrup and the actual reduced ice so I think I'm good to go now. With the introductions.

I'm Mobius and I'm looking for 'Tall, Dark, and Horny.'

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	the_trickster 2021-08-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	You owe me a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-03 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	You owe me a window. And a floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_trickster 2021-08-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
	A window perhaps, but your Hulk is responsible for the damage to your floor. I'll be stopping by to pick up a phone and laptop for Sylvie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2021-08-04 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Ok, who's Sylvie again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_trickster 2021-08-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh you are supremely nosy.~~ Asgardian and a new arrival. Thank you for inquiring. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tony jetskiing 2021-08-04 12:26 am UTC (link)
	She's a Loki variant. They caused a Nexus event with their heart eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Mobius the_iron_man 2021-08-04 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Heart eyes? Loki? Oh yeah, I needed this laugh! Are you sure it wasn't dagger glares? So you mean to tell me that Loki has a...whatever. Wow this is weird. He's married here. Is it serious? Because if it is, then his wife might kill them both and I'll have to take her out drinking afterward. Not to celebrate. Just to mope and cope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony/Mobius jetskiing 2021-08-04 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, did you just say he was married? ~~To what?~~ Okay, I just - had a moment there. Well, the strength of that Nexus event seemed pretty intense, so - probably a little serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony/Mobius

the_iron_man
2021-08-04 12:37 am UTC (link)

Yeah, to Valkyrie. King of Asgard. I mean, I don't get WHY since she's all super dedicated and he's all...him.

But yeah, he's married. So far. If the heart eyes are causing a strong nexus event, and it's serious, that might not be good and I don't know what they do when they break up there. But I bet it's medieval scary.

I mean. Is it wrong if I celebrate a little bit? He did throw me out of a window. Like..18% celebrate, and 82% mope and cope?

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Tony/Mobius

jetskiing
2021-08-04 12:42 am UTC (link)

I think I can feel my brain leaking out of my ears.

Granted, it was only after about a day that their heart eyes caused a Nexus event and I don't know you can become serious about someone after a day, but I don't even remember the town I grew up in let alone how to date anyone, so.

Plus I'm honestly the wrong person to ask about percentages there. He's my friend so I'm probably going to err on the side of listening to him talk about it while eating Pop Tarts.

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Tony/Mobius

the_iron_man
2021-08-04 12:47 am UTC (link)

Oh no, I'm popcorn giffing this. If you don't know what a popcorn gif is? It looks like me doing this:

I was seriously into Pepper the day I hired her, and I only knew her for like an hour. And she put up with SO much shit because I couldn't get my act together enough to actually make a move. So you're preaching to the wrong choir here.

It's probably better to ask him about it. With or without Pop Tarts. I only talk to his wife when she's not busy or they need help with something. Not that I mind? I just wish I could get an invite up there sometime to see what it looks like.

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	Tony/Mobius jetskiing 2021-08-04 12:50 am UTC (link)
	That thing does look a bit like you. I'm sure you can be into someone after a day but questioning your marriage seems like a stretch. If it's so easily questionable, why get married at all? I don't know - maybe that's not happening. I'm going to talk to him about it though. I don't want him to feel like no one's in his corner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony/Mobius

the_iron_man
2021-08-04 01:02 am UTC (link)

That is me in the office. If there's gossip, I operate on a need to know basis meaning I NEED TO KNOW.

I don't want to defend Loki because he fucks everything up. I know you're buddies with him and he hasn't fucked up in a while, but still, he's no Thor on the trustworthy scale. I mean Thor, going to get the job done responsibly for the most part. Until he started asking for Bloody Marys and stuff.

Anyway. Look at it this way. I was into Pepper because she found an accounting error she wouldn't stop shoving in my face while wearing super sexy shoes. And her in those shoes is why I hired her on the spot. She kept wearing those shoes and you don't understand how great they looked on her. And then my marriage got trashed because I can't stop tinkering with my own body, so yeah, weirder things have happened I guess.

I didn't think they'd happen to Loki. I mean, my brain leaked over him having a FRIEND.

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Tony/Mobius

jetskiing
2021-08-04 01:11 am UTC (link)

I'll keep that in mind. Who doesn't love good gossip?

It's - yeah. I studied him for awhile. Knew him, without knowing him - then he showed up and it was like, he finally came into his own, you know? There was so much integrity there. And he taught me about how important free will really is. I think we made each other better.

So this all just something else but it'll get figured out. Somehow. And I can maybe understand how good she looked in the shoes. I mean, I can try. But not too hard, because that's your wife.

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Tony/Mobius

the_iron_man
2021-08-04 01:35 am UTC (link)

Everybody loves gossip. I've been in gossip mags since I was sixteen. It's not like it's a big deal.

Oh yeah, she looked good but let's not go there, because she's my ex-wife now and she might sue me for talking about it.

Joking. She wouldn't sue me but she'd give you a glare that makes you feel like your insides are shrinking.

Anyway. Integrity and Loki don't seem like two things that go hand in hand. BUT? I'll take your word for it. Thor really loved his baby bro, even if he messed up a lot. There's got to be a reason for it, even if the rest of us don't get to see it that much.

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