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Tweak says, "SPIRIT SWORD!"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-02-26 13:47:00

Entry tags:

- network, bucky barnes, carol danvers, jane foster, natasha romanoff, peter parker, phil coulson, rhodey, steve rogers, t'challa, tony stark, wanda maximoff

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That was dramatic. Even by my standards.

Hi. I'm in the Tower's med clinic. I'm using Friday for voice-to-text posts.

P.S. Don't say anything risque. Or incriminating. She's reading out loud.

P.S.S. If you really want to? That's ok too.

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	wintry 2020-02-27 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I thought it was if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Either way, I'm fine with decaf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2020-02-27 09:16 pm UTC (link)

Yeah but that's pee and poo. People only put that in their mouths if it's a mismarked video found by accident on the darkest corners of the Dark Web. And those moments are usually followed by a little barf in the back of the mouth.
And backing out of there, stat.

Wow. I painted a pretty picture while hunting for an asshole hacker, didn't I?

Uh. Decaff's good. Who doesn't like a weak ass cup of coffee? I sure do.

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	wintry 2020-02-27 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that went to a weird place but it's partly my fault. I laughed though. Hopefully you didn't, don't want to pop your stitches. Can you just have caffeine in small doses, maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-02-27 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	It was kind of funny. It was really weird too. Eastern Euro, I think? Some dude trying to look like a pimp in a bright red track suit. No one wears track suits anymore. Even if it's two-point-five seconds of it, you can't unsee that. Maybe? The aim is to work up to that, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wintry 2020-02-27 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'll find the best place for can't-believe-it's-not-coffee, just rest up and let me know when you want to leave the track suit at home and meet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-02-27 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm probably going to have to pair that with can't-believe-its-not-butter. Ok. But only if you agree to burn your tracksuit first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wintry 2020-02-27 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	You gotta. Need to take care of that ticker. It's in the bonfire with my acid-washed jeans and Pump sneakers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2020-02-27 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	My toast will never be the same. Everything's going to turn into Fabio. Or commercials with some married couple's hands waving around at the breakfast table. Fighting over a tub of butter substitute. Good. That's where things like that belong. Or those shirts that turned colors wherever body heat was hottest. It was always in the arm pits. Clearly a design flaw. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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