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Tweak says, "trololol"

Rhodey's war machine roxx (themachineroxx) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-09-24 21:16:00

Entry tags:

- text, pepper potts, rhodey, tony stark

Texts to Tony and Pepper
>> Finished with some debriefing in DC.
>> Flying back up to NYC tonight.
>> You two going to be around tomorrow?
>> Chance for me to check in with Miss Morgan?
>> I might have brought her a gift from the Smithsonian
>> You too Tony. Don't be jealous.

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	themachineroxx 2019-09-27 12:36 am UTC (link)
	> Consider it an unofficial belated wedding gift. > They have some pretty cool toys in the museum shop these days > How come we didn't have cool toys like that when we were kids? > I mean you and I have better toys now > But they can do a lot better than Sea Monkeys and Tinkertoys now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-09-27 05:32 am UTC (link)
	> Kind of wondering if toys is a THING. > You know, things that we shouldn't actually be sending messages about. > Unless you mean actual toys, then two thumbs up for bringing me sea monkeys riding tinkertoys from the Smithsonian. > We DO have better toys now. Big boy toys. > That sounded dirtier than originally intended. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

themachineroxx
2019-09-27 05:39 am UTC (link)

> Pepper, I am not encouraging him
> I just want to say that since I know you're eventually going to read this
> I actually mean the cool science toys at the Smithsonian gift shop
> Which are not sea monkeys
> Sea monkeys would have been really cool if they'd been what they showed in the ads
> They were never actually that cool though
> I bought them from the back of a comic book once
> The stuff at the Smithsonian is better than the chemistry sets back in the day
> Should I have gotten her a plushie too?
> They have cool germ-type plushies now

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the_iron_man
2019-09-27 05:48 am UTC (link)

> He's openly encouraging me.
> Everyone knows it doesn't take much.
> Excuse me while I LMAO that you actually fell for buying sea monkeys.
> It's ok. Now I know just how uncool your life was before you met me.
> I don't even want to get near a germ plushie without Lysol wipes in each hand.
> Preschool is going to be the literal worst.
> Do they sell kid-sized hamster bubbles for them to roll around in?
> Hazmat suits?

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	themachineroxx 2019-09-27 05:50 am UTC (link)
	> I confess my childhood traumas to you and you laugh your ass off > My heart is broken > What I hear is that no, you and Pepper just catch everything that goes thru preschool > Kids are like germ factories > Sorry (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-09-27 05:56 am UTC (link)
	> 💔 > Is this like that party where the pic of me smooching some dude in a toga ended up on the cover of the National Inquirer and you laughed your ass off at me? > I think it is. > Which was fair. The only person who didn't think it was funny was Howard. > FYI I'm calling the CDC tomorrow to put a decontamination unit on the front door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themachineroxx 2019-09-27 05:58 am UTC (link)
	> Involving the CDC might be a bit of overkill > Maybe talk to Dr Cho? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-09-27 06:07 am UTC (link)
	> No it's not. You've never seen a kid's snooty nose up close, have you? > Yeah, maybe I better do that, or ask Bruce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	themachineroxx 2019-09-27 06:10 am UTC (link)
	> Ask both if it's that bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2019-09-27 06:12 am UTC (link)
	> If she sneezes, I think it's bad. > Then I suit up and grab the Kleenex box. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO TONY themachineroxx 2019-09-27 05:52 am UTC (link)
	> https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/taintedlove.html > That's what I'd get you if I were encouraging you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO RHODEY the_iron_man 2019-09-27 06:05 am UTC (link)
	> I cannot stand the way you tease. > You gave me all the disease that matter the most. > Some of which I've been screened for before. > I got you a big bottle of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO TONY themachineroxx 2019-09-27 06:10 am UTC (link)
	> clASSy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO RHODEY the_iron_man 2019-09-27 06:13 am UTC (link)
	> I see what you did there, sASSy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO TONY themachineroxx 2019-09-28 03:30 am UTC (link)
	> It's a pretty brASSy scent (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO RHODEY the_iron_man 2019-09-29 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	> More like a gASSy scent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	SEPARATE TEXT TO TONY themachineroxx 2019-09-30 12:22 am UTC (link)
	> Try nASSty. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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