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Tweak says, "for the love of all mankind"

vαи dyиє (punches) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-09-12 15:01:00

Entry tags:

- network, christine palmer, hope van dyne, jane foster, natasha romanoff, stephen strange, tony stark

~~So if you marry someone and a week later they disappear, is that some type of annulment, or? Asking for me--~~ I can't believe we (general we) have figured out how to make a nose stylus for your phone - you know, when you want to scroll with both hands and a nose - but still haven't cracked the code on why people just disappear from this universe. Or how to prevent it.

No, I'm not looking for sympathy or explanations. Just coffee spiked with alcohol.

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	ohgodno 2019-09-16 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	I bet if I told you the interest rate, you'd choke. I feel like it should be. The minute you lose perspective, you become desensitized. Appreciate what you have. [private] How about sylphs? Those are a thing right? Dryads? Oooh Centaurs! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctor__strange 2019-09-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	After laughing? Yes. I probably would. Don't worry. I appreciate the weirdness that envelopes my life. It's given me a lot more to study. [private] No. They are thing. No. And no. Those are on another planet, entirely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-09-16 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Why can't we just enjoy the simple things in life... like free money. [private] Oh fine. Now you don't get into my pants at all, and you won't even care because you're you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctor__strange 2019-09-16 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Because that money isn't free, Christine. I'm looking forward to about two months from now. [private] Basically. Yes. Actually, I'm busy on several fronts which I'm certain you understand. This is why we're friends, and nothing more than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-09-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you and your responsibility. [private] Oh. My. God. Stephen. This is called good-natured teasing. I have a drawer full of toys that will disappoint less than you <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doctor__strange 2019-09-16 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	I know. It's so terrible. [private] I like it when you get strict. And insulting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ohgodno 2019-09-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I bet you even use coupons. [private] Oh baby, I haven't even gotten started. Now excuse me while I ignore you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ohgodno
2019-09-16 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Didn't groupon go bankrupt?

[Private]

Before ypu know it, I'll be talking about how the general export of Malaysia is marshmallows. This is true because they both start with Ms.
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doctor__strange
2019-09-16 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Then that Groupon commercial that was on the TV while Wong was over yesterday must have been a mass hallucination. That and the news that Groupon's thinking about acquiring Yelp. This could be a dangerous divergence. I should look into it.

[private]

Actually, it's electronics. But I suppose you'll set up a table in Central Park with one of those "Change My Mind" signs stuck to the front of it while you're talking about Malaysian marshmallows.
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ohgodno
2019-09-17 08:36 pm UTC (link)
You do that. And while you're at it, check what colour 'chartreuse' really is.

[private]

I am now.

<3

I'll send you a picture of my boobs later.

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doctor__strange
2019-09-17 08:42 pm UTC (link)
A color between yellow and green, named after the resemblance to a French liqueur called green chartreuse. Unless you mean Chartreuse Yellow or Chartreuse Green, which would be classified within their own labeled color families.

[private]

Not necessary. I've already seen them.
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ohgodno
2019-09-17 08:44 pm UTC (link)
In my reality, it's magenta.

[private]

You'll still get one.
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doctor__strange
2019-09-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
No. It isn't. I know this, because we originated from the same reality.

[private]

Really don't need that. You never quite get the angle or the flash right.

But I'll do you a favor and call it "blindingly artsy."
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ohgodno
2019-09-18 12:41 am UTC (link)
Says you.

[Private]

Thank you. I'll add a pillow and put it on instagram.
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doctor__strange
2019-09-18 01:54 am UTC (link)
Says the person who knows we're only connected to one very specific universe.

[private]

If you screen print it onto the pillow, you can sell it on Etsy.
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ohgodno
2019-09-19 03:51 pm UTC (link)
No fun, Stephen. None at all.

[private]

And now all my money problems are solved. Thanks :)
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doctor__strange
2019-09-16 10:23 pm UTC (link)
No one uses coupons anymore. They use Groupons.

[private]

Not unexpected.
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