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val (hildevalkyrie) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-27 16:33:00

Entry tags:

- text, bruce banner, loki odinson, tony stark, valkyrie

Multiple Texts
[Loki]
You told me to text you if you were gone when I woke up. Well... I've woken up three times and you're still gone so... here I am, texting you as you wished.

[Thor]
I would just like to report I still have not murdered Agatha, I hope you are proud of this.

[Bruce]
Loki told me you were here. I wasn't sure if you were prepared for a lot of attention, I know how overwhelming it can be when you first arrive. But I'm glad you're here, my friend.

[Tony]
Congrats on your small human. I do not know what to bring as a gift besides a weapon which I doubt you or Pepper would approve of. I can provide you with a pillow made from the softest feathers in all existence. My steed would be happy to provide if that would be something you are interested in.

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	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-27 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm terribly sorry? You're not being at all clear enough about your wants and needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I have been pretty clear, it is you who is assuming I am unhappy or wanting distance. Perhaps the wedge is not due to me, but to your own self doubt about my feelings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-27 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	> I beg your pardon? I was having a private discussion with your pets, mind you. Its hardly my fault that you're skulking about in shadows listening even more than I do. > In retaliation, I'm going to put in a request for Lady Agatha to tidy up your room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:17 am UTC (link)
	It is impossible for anyone to listen from the shadows more than you. And you're avoiding the discussion of your self doubts. Don't do that, I just bragged to Thor I hadn't murdered her yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
	> Alas, I was operating under the assumption of avoiding all discussion entirely. How foolish of me. > Oh? Then you shouldn't go about bragging, should you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Your words, Loki, remember? I need them. Always. I love you too much to accept anything else. The only wedge is the one Dain puts between us when he insists on sleeping in the middle. Don't send her to her death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[texts: Valkyrie/Loki]

the_trickster
2019-04-28 12:41 am UTC (link)

> I love you as well, but I'm not going to continue any discussions over this infernal device. We should be writing letters. Instead this is making a racket and it's a piecemeal conversation and I hate that. It is aggravating and tedious typing out complaints with my thumbs. I swear that the only thing this is good for is playing games and ordering food.

> I know not how you manage it, but your room is adjacent to mine and it is filthy. You barely spend time in there. How. How do you do this?

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	Re: [texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
	You'd rathe write letters instead of simply come home? You truly do sound like an elder. Also it's not my fault you have long fingers and your phone does not fit them. I blame Dain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-28 01:37 am UTC (link)
	> Out of the two of us, you are technically the elder. It's really not my fault either that your fingers are so stubby. It's a wonder how you hold on to a sword at all, really. > Stop blaming your dog. Dain does not eat butter fingers and the candies named after bursting stars. You do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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