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Tweak says, "Milk was a bad choice!"

val (hildevalkyrie) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-27 16:33:00

Entry tags:

- text, bruce banner, loki odinson, tony stark, valkyrie

Multiple Texts
[Loki]
You told me to text you if you were gone when I woke up. Well... I've woken up three times and you're still gone so... here I am, texting you as you wished.

[Thor]
I would just like to report I still have not murdered Agatha, I hope you are proud of this.

[Bruce]
Loki told me you were here. I wasn't sure if you were prepared for a lot of attention, I know how overwhelming it can be when you first arrive. But I'm glad you're here, my friend.

[Tony]
Congrats on your small human. I do not know what to bring as a gift besides a weapon which I doubt you or Pepper would approve of. I can provide you with a pillow made from the softest feathers in all existence. My steed would be happy to provide if that would be something you are interested in.

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	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-27 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	> Because our babies aren't born with lightning hammers in one hand and a tankard of ale in the other. > Really? Then sure! Kid's probably going to think I'm pulling her leg until she sees the real deal. Do you do birthday parties? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not all of us had hammers, I had a dagger. I've killed people on their birthday, during feasts, does that count? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-27 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	> I was joking. There's some part of my brain that has this image of Asgardians popping out with weapons from the womb armoury now and that is 100% your fault. > Sure. But maybe try it without that whole kill thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:15 am UTC (link)
	That is the intimidating image we prefer. For you? I'll make it so. I cannot promise he will ever allow her to ride or pet him, that choice is his and his alone. But he tends to like who I do. He let Loki ride him after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-28 12:25 am UTC (link)
	> Mission accomplished! Both on the intimidating image and the no murder sprees at my kid's bday party. > Speaking of killing? Don't kill me for joking that the bar's not set very high there. 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky you are my friend or else such slights would not be so allowed. We are together, in quite a serious way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-28 01:33 am UTC (link)
	> That's what the emoji was for. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Joke. > So be serious at him? Not it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-05-06 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes it's very tempting to tell you exactly how many people I have killed. Like we will be married, serious. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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