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Tweak says, "To infinity - and beyond!"

val (hildevalkyrie) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-27 16:33:00

Entry tags:

- text, bruce banner, loki odinson, tony stark, valkyrie

Multiple Texts
[Loki]
You told me to text you if you were gone when I woke up. Well... I've woken up three times and you're still gone so... here I am, texting you as you wished.

[Thor]
I would just like to report I still have not murdered Agatha, I hope you are proud of this.

[Bruce]
Loki told me you were here. I wasn't sure if you were prepared for a lot of attention, I know how overwhelming it can be when you first arrive. But I'm glad you're here, my friend.

[Tony]
Congrats on your small human. I do not know what to bring as a gift besides a weapon which I doubt you or Pepper would approve of. I can provide you with a pillow made from the softest feathers in all existence. My steed would be happy to provide if that would be something you are interested in.

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	[text] the_iron_man 2019-04-27 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	> Thanks, Val. Holding off on a weapon might be a good idea. Unless it's like a really kid safe plushie sword? Soft and squishy without hard edges. > Or, you know, a pillow made from pegasus feathers. That works! > Unless it pisses off the horse. You don't need to risk plucking them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[text] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	I fail to understand the use of such a soft sword. Why would anyone wish for that? He sheds them in preparation for warm weather. He will not miss them in the slightest, I assure you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-27 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	> Because our babies aren't born with lightning hammers in one hand and a tankard of ale in the other. > Really? Then sure! Kid's probably going to think I'm pulling her leg until she sees the real deal. Do you do birthday parties? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not all of us had hammers, I had a dagger. I've killed people on their birthday, during feasts, does that count? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-27 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	> I was joking. There's some part of my brain that has this image of Asgardians popping out with weapons from the womb armoury now and that is 100% your fault. > Sure. But maybe try it without that whole kill thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:15 am UTC (link)
	That is the intimidating image we prefer. For you? I'll make it so. I cannot promise he will ever allow her to ride or pet him, that choice is his and his alone. But he tends to like who I do. He let Loki ride him after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-28 12:25 am UTC (link)
	> Mission accomplished! Both on the intimidating image and the no murder sprees at my kid's bday party. > Speaking of killing? Don't kill me for joking that the bar's not set very high there. 😉 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:29 am UTC (link)
	You're lucky you are my friend or else such slights would not be so allowed. We are together, in quite a serious way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] the_iron_man 2019-04-28 01:33 am UTC (link)
	> That's what the emoji was for. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Joke. > So be serious at him? Not it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Val/Tony] hildevalkyrie 2019-05-06 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes it's very tempting to tell you exactly how many people I have killed. Like we will be married, serious. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-27 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	> I have been in and out of our chambers twice, and you were asleep both times. I'm hardly to blame for your lack of consciousness. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps I only went back to sleep in the hopes that my betrothed would join me again or wake me up properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-27 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm terribly sorry? You're not being at all clear enough about your wants and needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-27 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I have been pretty clear, it is you who is assuming I am unhappy or wanting distance. Perhaps the wedge is not due to me, but to your own self doubt about my feelings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-27 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	> I beg your pardon? I was having a private discussion with your pets, mind you. Its hardly my fault that you're skulking about in shadows listening even more than I do. > In retaliation, I'm going to put in a request for Lady Agatha to tidy up your room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:17 am UTC (link)
	It is impossible for anyone to listen from the shadows more than you. And you're avoiding the discussion of your self doubts. Don't do that, I just bragged to Thor I hadn't murdered her yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-28 12:21 am UTC (link)
	> Alas, I was operating under the assumption of avoiding all discussion entirely. How foolish of me. > Oh? Then you shouldn't go about bragging, should you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Your words, Loki, remember? I need them. Always. I love you too much to accept anything else. The only wedge is the one Dain puts between us when he insists on sleeping in the middle. Don't send her to her death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[texts: Valkyrie/Loki]

the_trickster
2019-04-28 12:41 am UTC (link)

> I love you as well, but I'm not going to continue any discussions over this infernal device. We should be writing letters. Instead this is making a racket and it's a piecemeal conversation and I hate that. It is aggravating and tedious typing out complaints with my thumbs. I swear that the only thing this is good for is playing games and ordering food.

> I know not how you manage it, but your room is adjacent to mine and it is filthy. You barely spend time in there. How. How do you do this?

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	Re: [texts: Valkyrie/Loki] hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:51 am UTC (link)
	You'd rathe write letters instead of simply come home? You truly do sound like an elder. Also it's not my fault you have long fingers and your phone does not fit them. I blame Dain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[texts: Valkyrie/Loki] the_trickster 2019-04-28 01:37 am UTC (link)
	> Out of the two of us, you are technically the elder. It's really not my fault either that your fingers are so stubby. It's a wonder how you hold on to a sword at all, really. > Stop blaming your dog. Dain does not eat butter fingers and the candies named after bursting stars. You do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tordenguden 2019-04-27 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	It is greatly appreciated. Our elders are few and meek. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Well Loki just said he was going to send her to clean my room so I may have spoken too soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-28 12:38 am UTC (link)
	May she ascend to Valhalla after dying for a worthy cause. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
	If I didn't love you, I'd stab you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-28 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Such thoughts are tantamount to treason, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:47 am UTC (link)
	You'd all miss me far too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
	True. No one can quite scowl like you. Not even my brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:50 am UTC (link)
	It's an art. It would also be a shame for me to die before we hustled every midgardian in New York under the table at drinking contests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-28 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I cannot be seen swindling the common people. I'll pay your bar tabs though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh come on, you're due for a little fun. We can have Loki disguise you, no one will know the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-28 12:57 am UTC (link)
	No... what if Jane needed me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie hildevalkyrie 2019-04-28 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course. You're right. Perhaps we can spend time together once she is cured. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Thorkyrie tordenguden 2019-04-29 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	There will be ample time for shenanigans then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Valk/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2019-04-29 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Hi. I'm sorry I haven't seen you yet. I've been pretty tied up in the lab with Tony working on this whole Jane thing. How've you been? It's good to see you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Val/Bruce hildevalkyrie 2019-05-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Understandable. And your work is greatly appreciated. I worry for both her and Thor now. All things considered, I am quite happy. Which is not something I anticipated happening again. It's good to see you as well. I did not like parting as we did, impending death and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Val/Bruce wontlikemeangry 2019-05-07 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I wish you would have been with us to fight Thanos. It's good to hear that you're happy. Any reason in particular? (Reply to this) (Parent)