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Tweak says, "I command you to make asylums."

Pepper is (hisonething) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-15 20:07:00

Entry tags:

- network, bruce banner, christine palmer, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, tony stark, wanda maximoff

OMFG I THINK I'M IN LABOR!!!

[moments later]

Disregard that post. Might have just been...yeah never mind.

[literally a minute later]

NO REALLY THESE ARE CONTRACTIONS!!!

[two minutes later]

So these false labor things suck beyond the telling of it.

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	hisonething 2019-04-16 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if I can take another afternoon like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hexx 2019-04-16 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Google says the impostor contractions can be relieved by drinking water. Or warm milk. Water seems like such a simple solution. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisonething 2019-04-16 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I started sucking ice chips the first time. The thought of warm milk makes me want to puke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hexx 2019-04-16 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	I do not blame you, warm milk by itself is gross. Sometimes if you add vanilla and cinnamon it tastes okay. Hopefully you don't have another repeat of the afternoon - I'm sure as you get closer to delivering, the more uncomfortable everything gets. I did book that spa appointment though, so there's that to look forward to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisonething 2019-04-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	THANK YOU! My back needs it so much! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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