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Tweak says, "One Ring to Rule Them All"

peter parker (thespiderling) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-04-09 16:24:00

Entry tags:

- text, jane foster, peter parker, tony stark

Texts to Tony and Jane
[Text to Tony]

> Hey Mr. Stark!
> Happy’s voicemail box is full or else I would leave this report there? Maybe you could forward this to him cause I know he probably misses me a lot, hah
> But anyway
> I stopped two robberies this week?
> One at a comic book store and the other at an antique place. There was kind of some property damage at the antiquery cause
> Old stuff. Lots of old stuff that doesn't like my webs. The dude actually threw a letter opener from the 1700s at me and the owner let me keep it which was cool.
> Everything else was pretty quiet. Helped a girl find her dog. Walked this old man home and carried his groceries.
> Oh, I saw Dr. Foster too! We messed with some tech. And this is really minor and I probably don't even need to mention it, but I sort of pissed off an Asgardian. Which isn't really important but
> I think that's all, yeah. ✌️

[Text to Jane]

I'm really glad I let you take apart my web shooters because the tweaks you made are awesome. It holds almost twice the amount of web fluid now? I hope you're doing okay today 🙏

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Peter/Tony

the_iron_man
2019-04-09 08:44 pm UTC (link)

> My phone exploded. It's an ex-phone now. It has ceased to be.

[one full minute later]

> Guess what? I just made room in Happy's voicemail for your report. Yay!
> Ok, I got that you stopped two robberies which is great. Who doesn't love comic books, and you've started antiquing. They have some sort of roadshow or whatever about that. Pretty sure some of that stuff is expensive.
> I like that you're doing your friendly neighborhood thing again.
> That's great!
> Pissing off one of the Asgardians? Elaborate please.

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Peter/Tony

thespiderling
2019-04-10 09:52 pm UTC (link)

> Rip Mr. Stark's phone 😢You were one awesome piece of tech.
> That's good! ...Weird question, but none of those voicemails were from my aunt, right? I feel like they've been talking. To each other. Or something.
> I'm definitely going to keep that letter opener to sell on eBay if stuff ever gets too tight again. People pay crazy money for things like that.

> Okay, like I said, it's not a big deal or anything so
> I ran into Loki? By accident? And he showed me where Dr. Foster's rooms were which was great and helpful but
> All I said was that his brother was awesome! And that hot dogs are too! And he got all Kylo Ren on me? Like he gave me the whole 'if I had a lightsaber right now I'd stick you with it' look.
> Seriously what kind of person doesn't like hot dogs? Unless they're a vegetarian or vegan which I totally respect and get?
> Also I might have mentioned that the chitauri got their butts kicked by the Avengers too and
> Um, he didn't like that one either?
> So yeah, in case I disappear someday, it's probably because he turned me into a frog. ☹️

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Peter/Tony

the_iron_man
2019-04-10 11:23 pm UTC (link)

> I was joking. It's fine.
> What? What? Why would Happy be talking to your aunt?
> Weirded out now. He's my kid. Pepper tried to take him in the divorce (joking again) but she can't have him.
> Neither can your incredibly attractive aunt.
> Kid, you're my intern. You don't need to worry about money.

> Ok wait Loki what
> You told him Thor was awesome and you expected the little bro not to go Kylo on you like you were Han Solo?
> I've seen Thor eat. I don't think any Asgardian is vegan.
> Ouch. You said that and you lived. How?
> If he didn't turn you into a frog right then? I think you'll be ok.
> Might want to avoid him like the plague though for reasons of unpredictability.

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Peter/Tony

thespiderling
2019-04-11 12:20 am UTC (link)

> I don't know! The other day when he dropped me off he was all like 'I just want to make sure you get in okay' but, c'mon, I'm Spider-man. And then when my aunt opened the door they made these...faces at each other. While making small talk. It freaked me out!
> I know and it's the best thing ever, but if I'm ever not your intern, a spider's gotta make a living.

> Thor is awesome. I wasn't gonna lie and be like 'he's terrible'.
> If Asgard isn't vegan then where's the hot dog love?
> I don't know how I lived but I'm glad I did. My aunt would kill me if I kicked the dust. Again.
> Trust me, I'm going to stay away. Just...that dude needs to chill! Even just a little! It's cool that he's trying to help Dr. Foster, though. I definitely respect that.

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Peter/Tony

the_iron_man
2019-04-11 01:08 am UTC (link)

> C'MON I'M SPIDERMAN
> That's your excuse? Do you know how much trouble you'd get in if you're swinging around like C'MON I'M SPIDERMAN did I teach you nothing about the whole careful stay close to your neighborhood friendly SAFE things?
> Now that I'm done freaking out what kinda faces are we talking here?

> Well, yeah you're right Thor's not terrible, he's fun and a great guy!
> But if you're talking to Loki, who has like some weirdo jealousy thing going on there, you probably wanna fib if he's about to frog you.
> I can't believe I just sent that in a text. About to get frogged.

> Can we not talk about kicking the dust bucket THINGS since NO?
> Yeah, it's nice he's helping Foster but at the same time, he got caught with both hands stuck in the psychocandy jar.
> Just be careful and call for help if you need it.
> If Thor's around, he'll handle Kylo.

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Peter/Tony

thespiderling
2019-04-11 04:05 am UTC (link)

> That was my excuse for Happy when I was trying to find out why he wanted to walk upstairs with me? He usually doesn't stop in our apartment even when I ask if he wants coffee or something cause the parking's always taken up.
> I promise I'm being as careful as I can with getting back into it. The whole space thing...it really drove in that lesson about staying close to the ground.
> But my aunt and Happy, right. They were smiling at each other a lot and he made her laugh a few times. Maybe it's just a friends thing? Yeah, that has to be it. Cause Happy totally understands the whole superpowered world and May doesn't really have anyone to talk about that with. Makes more sense than other things.

> Yeah, that's probably the better alternative right there. It comes with less of a risk of being frogged.
> And I think you definitely just invented a word.

> Crap, sorry, that was way too soon and not cool. 😕Bad humor is so not the best coping mechanism here.
> I know I've said this before but - if you ever need help you can call me too, you know? Even if it's just for doing stuff for you in the labs while you hang out with Pepper.

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Peter/Tony

the_iron_man
2019-04-11 07:47 am UTC (link)

> No wonder Happy went up there with you. Because HEY ITS OK I'M SPIDER-MAN is usually code word for trouble to him.
> The reason why is he's heard me say I GOT THIS I'M IRON MAN a lot so it usually means yeah, I didn't have it at the time and he's being cautious is all.
> That and your aunt is attractive. I'm getting married. I'm not dead.
> It's probably just friends because Happy is Happy but if you notice anything else gimme the deets.

> Loki started it.

> Here's a too soon graph: https://i.imgur.com/lEuNxMA.png
> It's ok. It happens. Bad humor is usually a great coping mechanism. Whew! I've dropped some really bad jokes at the wrong time.
> I appreciate that, Peter. I am going to need you in for the new suit upgrade.

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Peter/Tony

thespiderling
2019-05-02 12:45 am UTC (link)

> 😅There's...there's definitely a point there. Next time I could say 'Hey it's okay I'm Peter Parker' because that sounds a little lamer, but I think his Happy-senses would still be going off anyway.
> I'll keep you updated. Hey, maybe he's just a fan of my aunt's cooking? Weirder things have happened.

> Can I tell Loki he started it if I ever see him again?

> Okay yeah we're at like the beginning of that stage. In twenty years I'll start dropping the jokes left and right.
> You got it, Mr. Stark. ✌️

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	Peter/Tony the_iron_man 2019-05-02 05:29 am UTC (link)
	> Officially weirded out. > Sure, why not. If you want to give him IDEAS so how about NO? > Probably a good idea too, to let the red dot move further down that timeline so you get some curve into the acceptable range. > All good, kiddo. 👍 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Jane \| Peter science_fact 2019-04-10 04:17 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Thank you for letting me take a look. What you've built is incredible. The shooters and your web fluid are amazing. I was happy to do do some tinkering but you would have got there, I just have a little more experience. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jane \| Peter thespiderling 2019-04-10 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	It can get kind of iffy out there when I run out of the webbing, so this is going to help me out tons. I owe you big time. Oh man, that means so much to hear from someone as smart as you. I kind of want to see what sort of adjustments you'd make on the spider suit - that one's all Mr. Stark's work, but we'll have to poke at it sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Peter science_fact 2019-04-13 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	I like to build things but most of what I know is because I couldn't get equipment. No one would give me funding because I was just some nutty fringe scientist talking about wormholes. I'm no engineer. Your suit is all Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent)