Charmed
by MrsHamill (mrshamill@gmail.com)

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: PG, really. Sorry, no sex.
Spoilers: Takes place sometime in late season three, after Sunday, and contains references to episodes in the third season.
Summary: Rodney asks John for charm lessons. Wackiness ensues.
Disclaimer: Please enter standard useless boilerplate disclaimer of all intent to damage here.
Warning: Never say 'bite me' to a cat.
Notes: The measurement of the speed of McKay's mouth must be attributed to Diana Williams. Susan and Linaerys whupped this puppy into shape for me; but any mistakes left are mine, all mine. The thoughts expressed by John on Supernatural do not necessarily reflect those of the author. Honest. Shut up, Onci.