I have found myself in something of a predicament of late. You see, my parents are terribly worried about whether or not they're ever going to have grand-children. My eldest sister has been married for eight years and still has produced no children. My middle sister has no potential suitors and is turning into an old maid. She's nearly twenty-seven!
Then there is me. I am only twenty-four, but my parents insist I must marry as quickly as possible. I am not particularly interested in marrying. But I have several prospects, you see.
The first is a charming, intelligent, and attractive young woman. I'll call her Vivian. I thought Vivian was quite amenable to me, but alas, I found out via my sister she has been taken by someone else in secret, an acquaintance of mine I do not think good enough for her (he is currently on the run from the law).
The second is has a different set of charms and attractive qualities. I'll call her Janet. She is quite intelligent and wise and interested in reading. I escorted her to a masquerade last month and have sent her flowers and had tea with her, though nothing is official because her father is currently wrongfully imprisoned and I cannot ask him permission to court her officially. This is a problem. I want to begin this 'marriage' thing soon if I must. And besides, she seems a bit... Prone to histrionics, if I may say. Any time anything bad happens, she is hysterical. I do not know if I want this quality in a wife. Furthermore, she is only eighteen, and my sister insists she is far too young for me. However, her twin sister was engaged (her fiance died tragically in Italy only a week or so ago), so her parents obviously do not think her too young.
There is a third girl, who I shall call Angelica. She is Russian, beautiful, and witty. However, I know two other men are interested in her, one of them a friend of mine, but I am not certain as to whether or not she likes either of them.
Do I try to win Vivian's heart? Do I wait for Janet? Is she truly too young for me? Is it worth competing for Angelica's affections? I know many other young women, but find none of them as agreeable as these two. Should I turn my interests to them?
Sincerely,
Torn in Leicestershire