The Master? What kind of crazy ass, wanking, Doctor Who bullshit, is this? And where the fuck am I? I mean... I've lived a little. I've woken up hung over to find myself in a different town with people I've never remembered seeing before... but I know for a
fact that I had detention this morning and I never get pissed the night before I have detention because I'm rubbish at mornings and Professor Longbottom seems to
know no matter how chipper I look... which is pretty much how I get myself in these predicaments... but it's... I can't help it if the barkeep in Hogsmeade is fit as fuck and slips me free ones.