My name is Sascha and I'm bringing in the angel Castiel who is currently dividing his time between trying to settle the cuffuffle in Heaven and trying to settle the cuffuffle on Earth. On weekends he sunbakes on his yacht "The Saucy Beaver." He is very much up for plot of any sort short of actual dinosaurs though, mostly, he'll just look at you funny.
Just so you know, I'm in Australia so I'm posting from the future. It is inconvenient but all attempts to have my continent moved closer to the Greenwich Meridian have failed.